100 ways to keep out of the Mental Health system

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04 Oct 2006, 4:16 am

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05 Oct 2006, 9:00 pm

Practice good posture and don't slouch.

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05 Oct 2006, 9:21 pm

35. Don't ask a mental health doc if it is possible you can be vapourised.

35. And don't say, "Maybe today is a good day to die!"

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07 Oct 2006, 8:37 am

36. Don't cry in public.

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07 Oct 2006, 9:06 am

37. Don't give people funny looks.

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07 Oct 2006, 11:49 am

hiya,

number++), know what a funny look is.....

dont live here

make sure you have people who know you are autistic so if you have a meltdown / shutdown they can testfiy you are not mad

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09 Oct 2006, 3:30 pm

No. whatever. TRY to hide your obessions.

For you trekkies, that means, DON'T speak in klingon. No, they don't care if a klingon COULD understand you.

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10 Oct 2006, 9:52 pm

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

No. whatever. TRY to hide your obessions.

For you trekkies, that means, DON'T speak in klingon. No, they don't care if a klingon COULD understand you.

What about Busies?

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11 Oct 2006, 2:31 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

No. whatever. TRY to hide your obessions.

For you trekkies, that means, DON'T speak in klingon. No, they don't care if a klingon COULD understand you.

What about Busies?

Hmmm...That's a gray area.

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11 Oct 2006, 10:47 pm

38. Refrain from using the word "kill" when you expressing your deep love of those that torment you.

39. Do not mention the details of your latest UFO sighting.

40. If all else fails...analyze the analyst.

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15 Oct 2006, 3:09 pm

41. Get high on Coffee, on a grey day.

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22 Oct 2006, 6:11 am

42. Remember that a psychiatrist is probably not the best person to ask how to make a bomb to kill people with.

43. When people hurt themselves:
"Are you ok?" = appropriate response.
"Mmmmm..... blllloooooddd... yummmm..." = inappropriate response.

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22 Oct 2006, 12:41 pm

44. Don't talk about fears and phobias to people outside of WrongPlanet. Unless it's a really common fear, like thunderstorms, terrorism, or tornados, people will think you're not normal. And we all know what NTs like to do to people who aren't normal.

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22 Oct 2006, 8:18 pm

45. Don't tell your shrink that you blew up a road sign for getting feed for driving too fast on the highway.

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22 Oct 2006, 9:24 pm

50. Don't talk about your Obsession(s), unless your Clubhouse is having a Hobby Day or Night.

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23 Oct 2006, 6:26 am

51. Don't talk about suicide to the public.

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