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21 May 2018, 7:24 pm

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But the truth is I ma not like you guys. I am a freak. And I am not just saying that.


I bet there’s a lot more in common than you think and we can get all that out after you call for help.

Ferris is a total freak and I still :heart: him :wink:

There’s nothing wrong with being a weirdo with the rest of us



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21 May 2018, 7:25 pm

fifasy wrote:
Please guys just know that I am not worth it

I have a criminal record

I messed up

Let it rest guys I'm not worthit



Criminal record - tick
Feel like I'm not worth it - tick
I messed up - tick
lost my job - tick
failed relationships - tick
don't speak to noone - tick
the inlaws think I am dangerous - tick
multiple suicide attempts - tick


I think we have more in common than you think


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21 May 2018, 7:26 pm

Talk to us, Fifasy.

I once pretended I was a pimp in Times Square. I'm pretty freaky...

There once was a guy in Times Square playing lasciviously with a banana----now that's a freak!



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21 May 2018, 7:27 pm

Not only that....but Ferris wears Zoot Suits.....



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21 May 2018, 7:28 pm

Am I the only one without a criminal record? Or am I the only one that just hasn’t been caught? :lol: :lol: :lol:



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21 May 2018, 7:29 pm

Talk to us, My Friend......



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21 May 2018, 7:30 pm

being a crim was not my forte , hence I gave it up , I kept getting caught


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21 May 2018, 7:30 pm

fifasy wrote:
Please guys just know that I am not worth it

I have a criminal record


Why do you care?

So many people have a criminal records, I had a criminal record expunged twice over.
That doesn't define you,
I am neck deep in a gov and excepted to be arrested at some point
It will not define me,
I wasn't even guilty with what I was charged with but say I was?
It didn't define me,
I am guilty of many things not charged with...
So why should it define me?
I was even in jail for a bit...
It never defined me,

Now turn away slowly from the monitor, look at the bottle of drugs you took and give us the name and dose of the drugs.

Thank you :heart:



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21 May 2018, 7:31 pm

You should see the early Woody Allen flick "Take the Money and Run." Now----that was a stupid criminal!



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21 May 2018, 7:32 pm

Paracetamol and codeine. That's all.



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21 May 2018, 7:32 pm

Talk to us, Sir. We'd like to hear from you.



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21 May 2018, 7:33 pm

How much did you take?



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21 May 2018, 7:33 pm

Did you plan this for today or did you just think f**k it this evening as you seemed upbeat in your animal thread


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21 May 2018, 7:35 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Talk to us, Fifasy.

I once pretended I was a pimp in Times Square. I'm pretty freaky...

There once was a guy in Times Square playing lasciviously with a banana----now that's a freak!


That is unexpected. But heck even if you were a pump I think you would be a nice one. :lol:



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21 May 2018, 7:36 pm

He was saying that people are different species because some of us are like owls, some of us are like dinosaurs, stuff like that.

Interesting concept....come to think of it.

Imagine if some of us truly had owl DNA?



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21 May 2018, 7:37 pm

Nope...I'll never be a pimp, even for your entertainment.

It was just a stupid stunt I played when I was 16.