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And if he acts up and causes a fuss…

I’m home now and could do with some Ativan. Pain relief is paracetamol which is great when it’s IV but doesn’t cut the mustard in tablet form.

Read that it’s the sucking that can cause dry socket so will smoke through my nostrils only /s

Smoke through your nostrils only? Sounds uncomfortable! More dragon stuff than ferret stuff.

Glad you're recovering well!

Glad it went well!

Passive smoking can be satisfying.

French inhaling?

I just tried through the nose 1/10 would not recommend ouch

@WAI I held the fag close and tried to passively smoke it the best I could 3/10 would not recommend.

@ML 29% ? I don’t claim to know what you are on about *cough* but the best round here is 25% and that’s black market untested but I don’t do that sort of thing anymore but still know people who do.

@Is thanks for the offer of whatever you are offering

I meant get a smoker to blow in you direction!

Stop being so punk about it and put that teabag on your socket like a hippie, ffs!

I’m legal with a medical card so get the good stuff at dispensary.
Got some 30% percent Commerce city Kush once and thought I saw a kangaroo in the woods for a mil-a- second but it was just a weird shaped stump.
Just for the record there was a kangaroo loose a couple of counties away.There was a video of it hoping down a gravel road on the news.

A bedtime story for Ferr, about sucking fags:


When I was 13 in middle school I thought I was hot shite with my purple eyeshadow, feather earrings, and a lumberjacket covered in punk rock pins (curiously, one said "If it ain't flaccid it ain't worth a suck" -- which never made sense to me lol), I used to go to a little Japanese-owned fish n chips shop for lunch with the other cool kids, smoking all the way. We always got chips with gravy, in a takeaway box wrapped in newspaper.

One day we were waiting for our chips. There was an "Open / Closed" sign hanging in the window and I was bored, so I turned it around to look at both sides. I accidentally left it turned around so it said "Closed" facing the street. Honestly, no mischief on my part!

The man noticed I'd turned it around and charged at me from behind the counter yelling "YOU FOOKING BEECH!!" as I ran out the shop and he chased me down the laneway.



I still miss those chips but I never went back there. He closed shop years later and moved to a different shop where there was a sign in the window that said "Try our coleslaw. It's different!" which is now a catchphrase at my house.

Different coleslaw, anyone?

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I had pot leaf pins, flaccid pins, and safety pins.
My hair was dyed orange blonde from Sun In.
We had to use coat hanger hooks to zip our jeans.