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Dear Dad,

I'm sure you meant well. Nothing but the best of intentions.

I think you were completely and totally f*****g evil. I think that, if there is a Devil and a Hell, then you spent your life serving the Devil and are therefore now in Hell. I will never tell anyone that, because people loved you-- I don't know why, I guess being good at small talk is the ultimate skill and kicking people in the face when they fail makes them want to please you-- but personally I hope it's true. You earned it.

YOU were most of the reason my father-- a better man in five minutes than you EVER were-- died alone and rotted in his bed. YOU were the one who threatened to take my kids from me if I went to him. At least HE went quick. Personally, I'm GLAD that you died by inches of congestive heart failure and kidney disease. You brought it on yourself.

That's not the worst of it. I think anyone who would bully his own daughter into having an abortion-- and then actually brag about it two and a half decades later while trying to bully his daughter-in-law into doing the same-- deserves to be castrated and forced to choke down his own amputated member. And for what?? By your own words, just so your daughter and your son could HAVE MORE THINGS.

You were EVIL. You epitomized the "Culture of Death" that the Catholics like to carry on about. No matter what your first wife did, the Church was right to throw YOU out.

I hate you so much, I wish that I had never married your son. I see traces of you in him and want to vomit.

Enjoy Hell. You earned it.

Sincerely,

The b***h

Dear You,

Wow. I thought you were better than that. I thought you were different. But you are just as blind and exclusive as the rest of them. You can go live your life now happy in your own little world. I hope it makes you feel good.

The stupidity and immaturity of young people astounds me.

Thanks.

Dear Dad,

I probably shouldn't hate you. I know what kind of upbringing you had, when and where and how. It's not like you had the opportunity to learn better (at least, not without a lot of hard work that you would have had to develop the tools for yourself).

I believe you did the best you could with the tools you had.

I just happen to think that your best really, really, really sucked.

I'm guilty too-- I knew what you were, and I married your boy anyway. I did not yet see the signs, knew I did not want to be judged by my family and therefore did not judge him by his. I knew what you were, and then I forgot, and I fell into your trap too. Unlike your kids, I had a choice.

You did do one good thing-- You stuck to beating your wife and kids with your words. Your father used his words AND his fists. You broke half the cycle; you deserve credit for that.

Maybe it is my life's work to break the other half.

https://www.vimeo.com/17652175

The other half of me hopes they have beer and NASCAR and good ice fishing where-ever it is that you've gone.

Love,

The b***h

Dear Depression, Internal Critic, Et Al--

f*****g f**k YOU YOU STUPID SONS OF b*****s!! !! !!

I WIN!! YOU LOSE!! I WIN!! YOU LOSE!!

f**k off and lose my number.

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

Find a scale and go weigh.

Don't forget to write if you find work. My address is 1111 Goa Way, Nunya, DB Kiss-My-Asp-ee-Ass.

I'm breaking up with y'all. Buh-bye.

Kind Regards,

Retardo

Dear You
Why did you have to say such an unkind thing to my child
COuld you not have been more gentle
I am surprised I thought you were a better person than that
I hope some day you will understand what you did
how could you
from me

Dear boy i knew once,

I don't recognise you anymore.

Me

Dear ____ and ____,

I'm missing you both a lot today for some reason (very different reasons individually haha). Hopefully the feelings fade by morning as it sucks quite a bit.

Em

Dear former classmates:

Why in the world on the eve of our tenth anniversary sense we all graduated, that you come up to me and say hey can I get to know you?
....

WHERE THE HELL WERE WHERE YOU, THE 13 YEARS IN SCHOOL WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? Where were all of you when I was getting the life beaten out of me, abused , and ultimately forgotten? When I was being picked on to the point of considering Suicide. I forgive you but we are never gonna be close, you had your chance and never used it. I don't blame you for being scared of that one kid, if you all had ganged up on him he would have been less of a threat. I know once I took over the hierarchy you were scared of me, with good reason. But I will let you know this it was all slight of hand, if I had destroyed the hierarchy like I wanted it would have been chaos. I took over the bullies unwillingly, and I kept peace in the halls that you all were holding your breath for. I kept order and made our last three years there peaceful, never once you thanked me.

Sincerely Yours
your forgotten classmate.

Dear Me,

Some words to remember:

Pity- nothing genuine behind the smiles, just plain old PITY.
Perfect little People Pleaser- thats you, aka a doormat.
Pleasantly Deluded- every damn notion you had, everyone could see it but you.
Prick- thats his name now.

From Moi

Dear you:
If you have anything to tell me, you can do it directly.

Me.

Dear Depression and Self-Hate:

I said f**k OFF. Get lost. Beat it. I don't want any.

Shoo. Scat. Scram. No room at the inn.

NOT GOING THERE.

I have a life to live, and YOU ARE IN MY WAY.

DONE WITH THAT.

Love,

ME

Dear me,

Get your s**t together and make the final push so you can finish this semester with decent grades, then you can quit Geology and switch over to Computer Science.

Dear People Whose Nasty Comments Are Replaying In My Head:

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME."

That's a more poetical way of saying EAT s**t AND DIE, YOU BASTARDS. STFU.

Because whoever did the script writing for The Labyrinth is better with flowery language than I am.

SUCK OFF. And never let me find you spewing poison within my kingdom again.

Sincerely,
Lady BeeBee of Aspergia