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17 Sep 2006, 5:06 am

459. Realize that there are no such things as coincidences.

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17 Sep 2006, 2:25 pm

500:Watch an old movie from your childhood. For me:The Lion King
501:Howl at the moon on a quiet night.
502: Go outside at about 3 in the morning and pretend you're the only person on the face of the earth.

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17 Sep 2006, 2:33 pm

463. Be the kind of friend who always lends a helping hand.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:31 pm

464. Start a nuclear war so that you actually are the only person on the face of the earth.

465. Tell your friend you can't lend a helping hand because they are both glued to your body.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:38 pm

466. Listen to the wonderful sound of wind chimes in the early-morning breeze.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:43 pm

467. Listen to the wonderful sound of your private parts flapping in the morning breeze.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:44 pm

467) Hack into NORAD and launch nuclear missle into the moon spelling the words
I luv you Werbert with nuclear blast.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:50 pm

469. Indulge your sweet tooth with an ice-cream pie.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:52 pm

470: attempt to hack into NORAD to correct MrMark's spelling error.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:54 pm

471. Spell out "I platonically enjoy TheMachine1's company" on the Great Wall of China. Using actual Chinese people.

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17 Sep 2006, 8:58 pm

472. Fill a bathtub with ice cream, and prepare for the best bath ever.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:02 pm

47? ) Rip the hundreds of Werbert poster off the wall in a violent rage as he rejects
my homoerotic daydream for some lame platonically watching football drinking beer
kinda relationship. Putting Brad Pit poster back up.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:06 pm

To Become Young-hearted Again, Try:

Collecting dolls
Building model Trains
Finger painting
Roller-skating
Playing games
Bicycling

474. After a particularly hard day, plop into your favorite armchair and just daydream your heart out.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:07 pm

475. Dash TheMachine1's remaining hopes by telling you that you don't drink and you don't watch football.

476. Go to Brad Pitt's house and beat the crap out of him for stealing TM1's heart.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:14 pm

47? ) Make a batch of homemade ice cream. Werbert flavor is the best.

Warning Werbert Natural Flavoring is a known heart breaking agent and is not FDA
approved for human use.

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17 Sep 2006, 9:18 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

47? ) Make a batch of homemade ice cream. Werbert flavor is the best.

Why the heck is everyone trying to make me say something that could get me thrown off this board?

478. Steal TM1's ice cream. Throw it into the Rio Grande.

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