HelloMeD wrote:
What good is cash if your in prison?
You want cash if you are going to prison for your commissary account. You can buy all types of food, drinks, toiletries, clothes, books, and other sundry items that will make your stay easier for you. If you are sent to prison they will run you through a bunch of tests durring this time it is in your best intrest to tell them you have Aspergers and request protective custody. Make sure to bring a psychologists report with you so you could prove to them you are autistic so they do not put you with general population. You should also have a list of medicines you take so you do not have to deal with @sshole doctors who do not know you try to put you on new meds.
Once you get to prison get your name and address in some prison penpal magazines and try to get as many female penpals as possible and write whatever you can to get them to love you and feel sorry for you so you can get them to put money in your commissary accounts. Some of my friends who went to prison had full commissary accounts accounts one even had two women competing for him when he was getting out of prison.
I have a cousin who is a prison guard and have had three friends go to prison for various non-violent crimes. Personally I do not think you are going to go to prison but if you do at least you now have a little clue to what to say when you first go in and what to do when you get there. There is no way they can have a secret trial behind your back in a the United States if you are demeemed mentally unfit to be at the trial they would most likely assign some kind of social worker or mental health advocate to you to work as your represenative in the court.