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That's crazy

The police are bloody useless.

I know
You don't see the police on the streets anymore

Rossall, if this is not too audacious of a plan for you...

Purchase one of those 50,000 - 200,000 lumen ultra-powerful flashlights. They are better than tranquilizers or tear gas in that it is COMPLETELY legal AND does not cause permanent harm. Also, buy a can of bear spray. The flashlights are rather expensive though; the MS18 is 700 dollars. After purchasing one online, you can opt for it to be delivered directly to your apartment.

The Imalent MS32 delivers 200k lumens. This will be your best choice.
Alternatively, you can opt for the MS18, for 100k lumens, should the former's price tag be formidable.
For a complete catalog of Imalent's products, you can either go to their website or their Amazon equivalent, duly listed here:

Company: https://www.imalentstore.com/
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/imalent-flashlig ... flashlight

Here's what you should do, if you do choose to go with this plan:

1. Wait for the tenant to get close enough to you

2. Take the flashlight out of your purse/side-pack.

3. Aim it at said person's face

4. Turn it on, and let the full power of the Sun descend upon his face and the entire neighborhood.

5. After a few seconds, turn it off. Wait for him to regain his senses.

6. The target transitions into a hostile state. Take out the can of bear spray, and apply the solution liberally upon his facial features, preferably from beyond melee range.

7. Repeat steps 1 to 6, for as many times as is necessary, until target verbally promises to cease entering your neighborhood,

8. Profit.

This is completely legal, and carries no risk of you being tangled in courtroom battles. The combo of extreme visual disorientation + chemical irritation, should impose enough of an internal behavioral blockade upon the applied person if done correctly, as to deter the undesirable behavior indefinitely.

You can carry a short tree branch, or a suitable rod-shaped object within your dwelling, with you if you are worried the tenant might be too tough of an opponent for you. This is my sincere advice, and is PRECISELY what I would do in your situation if I had the funds to put this plan into motion. And now, I present this plan to you.

I wish you the best in all your endeavours, Mr. Rossall.

I went to bed about midnight but ended up getting up as my neighbours were playing music and singing loudly.

Now they've gone out and the effing dog has started barking and howling. I give up. Who needs sleep anyway.

Argh sorry Rossall

Enjoy zhe wuete r times when you can, or maybe get a pair of noise cancelling headphones from Bose occassionally good used ones on ebay . Just a thought,, they have been very handy for me.

I'm so sorry you're going through this. I don't really have any advice, as I'm going through similar s**t myself. Neighbours are like coworkers - you can't choose them, you've just got to hope for the best, but a large portion of your life can be affected by them.

I know I sound like an NT here, but why can't everyone just be the same? As in peaceful, respectful, considerate? Like me or you.
Why do some people have to live their whole lives being jerks?

Hopefully I'll be away from these bastards in a few months. My birthday is on monday feb 23rd so I can start bidding on over 55s flats then.

Have you gone off the idea of a bungalow now

Yeah I'd love my own little garden

Same here. Get some plants growing. Sit out in the sunshine.

That's the dream innit mate