1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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07 Oct 2006, 8:06 pm

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703. Remember, the good news about hitting rock bottom is that the only way to go is up!



unless,of course you get a jackhammer or shovel and starting digging.


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07 Oct 2006, 8:30 pm

704. Feeling fearful? It is a sign that you are alive and moving forward. Don't panic.


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07 Oct 2006, 9:16 pm

705. No matter how big your problem is, it can't be bigger than this: We are only 296 ways of cheering yourself up from reaching the 1,001 limit, after which this thread will have to be closed FOREVER!! !!

OH MY GOD!! !! !! !! ! AAAAAHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! ! :x :x :x



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07 Oct 2006, 10:26 pm

706: we can start a second one!


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08 Oct 2006, 4:53 am

707. Find Bob the Llama and beat him up, because I'm sure he'll be the reason this thread is closed.



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08 Oct 2006, 5:04 am

708. Start the "1,001 Ways to kill yourself" Thread.



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08 Oct 2006, 5:17 am

709. Start the "1,001 ways to avoid telling people your age" thread.



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08 Oct 2006, 5:58 am

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We are only 296 ways of cheering yourself up from reaching the 1,001 limit, after which this thread will have to be closed FOREVER!! !!

:?:

Maintain These Familiar Routines:
Mealtimes
Grooming habits
Sleep patterns
Customary dress
Social life

710. Play charades and act silly for a change.


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08 Oct 2006, 10:00 am

711. Forgive anyone who has done you wrong, no matter how big the wrong. In fact, the larger the wrong, the more you need to forgive.


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08 Oct 2006, 12:55 pm

712. Plan for tomorrow to be a worry-free day.


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08 Oct 2006, 12:57 pm

713. Realize that tomorrow you have the day off, thus ensuring that it will be a worry-free day. :D :D :D



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08 Oct 2006, 5:56 pm

714. Get up fifteen minutes earlier than usual and spend that time outdoors soaking up the freash air.


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09 Oct 2006, 1:02 am

715. If your office/family is driving you nuts, then go postal. That's right, if they have any letters, offer to take them to their destinations. The time spent delivering mail will give you time to think and cool down.



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09 Oct 2006, 5:41 am

716. Ask your friends to help you get out of your rut.


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09 Oct 2006, 3:10 pm

717. Steal candy from NT kid. Watch him cry.


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09 Oct 2006, 6:48 pm

718. Burn your favorite flavor of incense.


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