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Consider your self lucky that your parents think you ARE capable of doing more with your life...

My dads suggestion was ...


Get a job at McDonalds and work your way up to manager,or join the army


My mom suggested I become a "stewardess,travel agent,or write childrens books......"


shoot for the stars....All their good intentions,just proved how little they knew me.....
Luckily....I showed them....and now change adult diapers...McDonalds is starting to look pretty good

Wow, just think. One day, I could be the manager of an entire McDonald's. Me, Werbert, a McDonald's manager. It's almost too much to hope for. Manager Werbert. Mr. Manager. Accountable only to myself and the corporate office. Wow.

By the way, why do you change adult diapers for a living. What is your job?

Changing adult diapers for a living....naw...its really more of a "calling"then a job.....


My official title which has recently changed after many "manager meetings"involving little thought but lots of dounuts....is Personal Care Attendant...I work the over night with four guys who are developmentally delayed....besides the changing of diapers...I also get to put a tube in a penis to drain bladder fluid,shower,feed,dress,laundry and get screamed at...almost as fun as high school....On the flip side...I am currently being paid to type this because I am at work now and all the guys are sleeping.....thank goodness for Wp and "adult Swim"...keeps me awake for this job.

Perhaps, one day, when I am the manager of my own McDonald's, I may be able to rescue you. I will need a janitor.

You really should be writing for the Daily Show...or Colbert Report....I love your new sig...very clever

Now break out those books and stop wasting your life entertaining us mutant aspies!! !! !(maybe,Alex could start paying you for this....a quarter a lol you recieve...something like that?)

I will get it started....LOL...LOL...LOL...(Dont spend it all in one place)

Wow. 75 cents. This will last me awhile...if I lived in Bangladesh.

While I appreciate your complements, I can't claim credit for my signature. I saw it somewhere on the web, though I can't remember where.

What should I use as my new avatar?

Pheonix:


Pheonix:


or

Pheonix:
the one currently showing?

The bird. The City of Phoenix's skyline is unimpressive.

Hows the studying going?What are you studying,by the way?I was lucky when I was in college because
I took classes in my interests with little regaurd to getting a job or even actually graduating because my "long term goal" was suicide.....as some smarty pants like to say..."Yeah,hows that working out for you?"......It certainly was much easier to take classes that reflected my "obsessions",that and the weekend binge drinking ,is the only thing that kept me in college.

I am studying accounting. It's the first thing I've found that I actually have the patience to do. My obsessions are porn and...well, um, more porn.

Anyway, I have no classes tomorrow, so that's another week down, and another week closer to finishing this semester. I got a vacation from work next week, which is convenient since I have two tests.

One of the problems I have is that I can't stand the sound of people sniffing, which is a problem when you sit in a class with 20 other people for several hours a week. I have tried earplugs in class, and they've worked, but they're not the best solution. The best solution, in my eyes, is finding the strength within me to not let the sniffing bother me. This has worked on most days, especially when the sniffing is random and light. However, there are some days when someone's got a cold, and sniffs every 5 seconds. That's when the earplugs come out.

So far, everything's gone smoothly, although I am still expecting a disaster. I'm overdue for one.

I'm also feeling a little bit down tonight. No reason, I just feel sad and I don't know why.I feel like crying.

I get like that...course it's usually during that "time" of the month.I think a lot of piece who make jokes are trying to keep from crying.After awhile it catches up to youSometimes when things are going the best and there is no crises to get "lost in" people will be left with a sense of emptiness/fear?
Do accountants have existential angst....?I think probably so.Sometimes the best thing to do is curl up with something fluffy and cry."This too shall pass"<---thats the good and the bad.

I don't know what it is.

It's a cold October morning here and Friday the 13th. I'm pretty down myself.

It got cold here. When I walked my dogs it was 51 F at 1 AM Friday .

(Note I just turned my AC off yesturday)

I feel up beat. But I would be happier if I could star in a Gay Pimp Daddy music
video.

http://gaypimp.com/mvideo.html