What are some good ways to kill myself?

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Quinntilda
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16 Jul 2013, 12:42 pm

chris5000 wrote:
Quinntilda wrote:
Injecting yourself
Car exhaust
Toaster in the bathtub
lying on a highway or train tracks
shooting yourself
hanging
jumping from a bridge
drinking gas
setting yourself on fire (lighting yourself or locking yourself in a burning building)
blowing yourself up

what about hanging yourself while jumping off a bridge into the roof of an explosives factory while drinking burning gas

You couldn't do that all at the same time, Hanging rope would eventually stop somewhere, most countries require any thing that makes explosives to be built out of steel and its illegal to have any kind of flame in them including someone on fire. You cant drink fire either.



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16 Jul 2013, 4:05 pm

Why would you kill yourself? Suicide is wrong! Imagine how much grief your family and friends will go through! Bad times usually don't last for decades, only a couple years at the most.



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16 Jul 2013, 7:38 pm

Kiki1256 wrote:
Bad times usually don't last for decades, only a couple years at the most.


The last corporate job I had ended 25 November 2001, since then most jobs I qualified for were shipped overseas. I have since trained in networking (college, struggling, student loans) only to be passed over for foreign students and h1 visa holders from India and China, even though I had a higher gpa and related work experience. Since I was repairing pianos as a hobby, I started apprenticeship tuning, now the economy is so bad that the middle class are throwing away acoustic pianos and buying low budget weighted keyboards, in spite of the poor performance records and differences so that field is fading before I can even build a decent customer base. almost 12 years now of "bad times". my student loans debt keeps getting bigger as I struggle to buy fuel, food, monthly utilities. and according to all the NTs and some professed aspies, it's all my fault. I have no one but myself to blame for being one of the ones that big business tactics harms. I have no one but myself to blame for not being neurotypical enough to successfully prostitute myself through misleading resumes and theatrical interview tactics.

I think "bad times" can last decades if we are not neurotypical enough to successfully engage in the politics required to succeed in the failing "global economy".


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16 Jul 2013, 7:53 pm

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
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21 Jul 2013, 5:26 am

F... it f...ing all! I am tired of all the hoops the crap the hurt confusion G-d satan - f... em all!

I want out of goddamned f...ing place!! !!



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21 Jul 2013, 6:09 am

As the OP is no longer posting in this thread I'm locking it.


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