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01 Aug 2007, 11:49 am

10. My father had a heart attack, went to the hospital, and his kidneys and liver failed! My grandparents are going to visit him, and then they'll probably report to my uncle, and he will report to my aunt and uncle, and they will report to me. But, from my extensive knowledge of medicine, I happen to know that one needs both kidneys and a liver to survive for any serious length of time, and one certainly cannot go about without a functioning heart. If I get his bank account, I'm going on a spree. f*****g awesome!! !


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01 Aug 2007, 3:01 pm

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((((((((((((((((AnonymousAnonymous))))))))))))))))) I hope you are feeling better...


Thanks. :)
I'm at a 2.75 now.
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01 Aug 2007, 3:55 pm

8.
Spent a nice evening and night with older male friend.
It is nice to have someone to hug and discuss intellectual and life stuff with.



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01 Aug 2007, 6:13 pm

subatai_baadur wrote:
10. My father had a heart attack, went to the hospital, and his kidneys and liver failed! My grandparents are going to visit him, and then they'll probably report to my uncle, and he will report to my aunt and uncle, and they will report to me. But, from my extensive knowledge of medicine, I happen to know that one needs both kidneys and a liver to survive for any serious length of time, and one certainly cannot go about without a functioning heart. If I get his bank account, I'm going on a spree. f***ing awesome!! !


Can I guess that you dislike your father?


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01 Aug 2007, 6:17 pm

2. I have a little more hope, but all I can do is... wait. And hope for the best possible outcome. I'm still scared though, which I guess is a -1 modifier :P

So... a 1.



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01 Aug 2007, 6:19 pm

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10. My father had a heart attack, went to the hospital, and his kidneys and liver failed! My grandparents are going to visit him, and then they'll probably report to my uncle, and he will report to my aunt and uncle, and they will report to me. But, from my extensive knowledge of medicine, I happen to know that one needs both kidneys and a liver to survive for any serious length of time, and one certainly cannot go about without a functioning heart. If I get his bank account, I'm going on a spree. f***ing awesome!! !


Can I guess that you dislike your father?

Such a guess would be highly accurate.


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01 Aug 2007, 6:33 pm

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10. My father had a heart attack, went to the hospital, and his kidneys and liver failed! My grandparents are going to visit him, and then they'll probably report to my uncle, and he will report to my aunt and uncle, and they will report to me. But, from my extensive knowledge of medicine, I happen to know that one needs both kidneys and a liver to survive for any serious length of time, and one certainly cannot go about without a functioning heart. If I get his bank account, I'm going on a spree. f***ing awesome!! !


Can I guess that you dislike your father?

Such a guess would be highly accurate.


'hate' would be a better guess. I hate my father, but I don't wish kidney and liver failure on him (though by the amount of bourbon and Diet Cokes he drinks...).


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01 Aug 2007, 6:36 pm

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10. My father had a heart attack, went to the hospital, and his kidneys and liver failed! My grandparents are going to visit him, and then they'll probably report to my uncle, and he will report to my aunt and uncle, and they will report to me. But, from my extensive knowledge of medicine, I happen to know that one needs both kidneys and a liver to survive for any serious length of time, and one certainly cannot go about without a functioning heart. If I get his bank account, I'm going on a spree. f***ing awesome!! !


Can I guess that you dislike your father?

Such a guess would be highly accurate.


'hate' would be a better guess. I hate my father, but I don't wish kidney and liver failure on him (though by the amount of bourbon and Diet Cokes he drinks...).

My father did it to himself. I'd have bled him out by an amputation of the most sensitive of apendages, combined with pound a nail from said appendage all the way up to his neck, then up to his forehead until he bled out.


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01 Aug 2007, 6:43 pm

I don't hate my father
just am distant from him



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01 Aug 2007, 6:46 pm

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My father did it to himself. I'd have bled him out by an amputation of the most sensitive of apendages, combined with pound a nail from said appendage all the way up to his neck, then up to his forehead until he bled out.


8O

Thank you very much. I am trying to have breakfast......


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01 Aug 2007, 6:47 pm

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My father did it to himself. I'd have bled him out by an amputation of the most sensitive of apendages, combined with pound a nail from said appendage all the way up to his neck, then up to his forehead until he bled out.


8O

Thank you very much. I am trying to have breakfast......

Then you're lucky I didn't mention my methods of torturing him before doing this.


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01 Aug 2007, 6:52 pm

thats gross dude :lol:



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01 Aug 2007, 7:25 pm

My father's a great man, and my best friend. It's a shame that I don't talk to him as much as I'd like, we get into arguments about political issues sometimes. I could never dislike my dad, after all that our family has been through, and all the good things he's done.

I'll have to agree with "Love thy mother and father" for this one, though my mother is dead.

Meh, I'm too tired. 7.5


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01 Aug 2007, 7:33 pm

Being the part of the ejaculation that survived birth control does not mean that I have to respect, love, or care for my father.


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01 Aug 2007, 9:15 pm

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Being the part of the ejaculation that survived birth control does not mean that I have to respect, love, or care for my father.


So he abuses you by saying you were born by being a result of a failure in contraception? Damn, that's low. No one deserves to have that said to them repeatedly.


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01 Aug 2007, 9:36 pm

My parents told me that too, but they did so in a funny way, so it was ok. Also, they never seem especially unhappy about my existence (especially seeing as my brother, the intentional one, is a shoplifting antisocial waste of space)... so I don't let it bother me.