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17 Jul 2020, 9:38 pm

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Great, just great....
Fnord is missing again, and this time he’s got our tacos! :?

I'll take 2 Hard tacos.


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17 Jul 2020, 10:12 pm

Actually, I wouldn’t mind a bowl of chili, too...
As long as it’s GOOD chili!
Some of those store brand canned chili is simply dreary.


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17 Jul 2020, 10:17 pm

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Actually, I wouldn’t mind a bowl of chili, too...
As long as it’s GOOD chili!
Some of those store brand canned chili is simply dreary.

You are a rather knowledgeable five year old methinks.


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18 Jul 2020, 12:35 pm

One does amass knowledge around here...
However, when one is financially broke, goes grocery shopping, and buys any brand of chili other than Stagg, one learns the hard way! :x


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18 Jul 2020, 7:33 pm

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One does amass knowledge around here...
However, when one is financially broke, goes grocery shopping, and buys any brand of chili other than Stagg, one learns the hard way! :x

No wonder you're finacially broke who's willing to hire a 5 year old :o


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19 Jul 2020, 1:18 pm

Had Greek last night; the Spanakopita was possibly the very best i’ve ever had!
If Fnord absconded with our Taco Bell order, or ate it all, he COULD make up for it by getting some Falafel and Baba Ganoush!


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21 Jul 2020, 10:15 pm

Sylkat wrote:
One does amass knowledge around here...
However, when one is financially broke, goes grocery shopping, and buys any brand of chili other than Stagg, one learns the hard way! :x


It's the only one with meat already in it!! !! Most important thing in life. Meat already in the can.


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21 Jul 2020, 11:12 pm

Lets ask Fnord what a taco should have....this is his thread after all



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21 Jul 2020, 11:13 pm

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Lets ask Fnord what a taco should have....this is his thread after all


Meat!

Ps. What exact is fnord's avatar? It's like a creepy Beatrix Potter frog.....


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21 Jul 2020, 11:36 pm

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Ps. What exact is fnord's avatar? It's like a creepy Beatrix Potter frog.....


Not sure? like something out of Dr Who perhaps



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22 Jul 2020, 2:59 pm

I have always thought that is an illustration of a Robert E. Howard character.
Perhaps lasagna (3 cheese) with a very fresh green salad, since the missing Fnord obviously ate our Taco Bell, and we need SOMETHING tasty and exotic.
The only thing that is a little debatable is what to have for dessert....


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22 Jul 2020, 5:56 pm

that1weirdgrrrl wrote:
... What exact is Fnord's avatar? It's like a creepy Beatrix Potter frog...
It's a Bwap, a member of an intelligent minor species native to Marhaban (Lentuli / Empty Quarter 0426, UWP: A4697AB-E  Cp Pz  -801  Im  K8-IV).  Also known as Wabs (from their name for themselves, Bawapakerwa-a-a-awapawab), they are also known as Newts due to their appearance.

Physiology

Bwaps average 1.4 m in height and mass between 30 and 50 kg.  They are upright, bipedal, homeothermic and bisexual, with an internal skeleton and a closed circulatory system.  Their hemoglobin is copper-based, a deep blue in colour, making their skin a faint greenish-blue in areas without pigmentation.

Body markings vary tremendously from clan ("tree") to clan, each one having a distinctive pattern.  The pattern is determined by genetic factors and the color is determined by careful manipulation of the mother's diet during the formation of the egg.  Greens, browns, yellows and blues are most common, usually in patterns of darker colors over a lighter basic color.

Bwaps are uncomfortable in less than 98% humidity, as their skin must be kept moist.  With special clothing, they can exist indefinitely in humidity as low as 25%, provided they have adequate water.  This normally consists of a loosely fitting kaftan-like garment and a hood covering the head (giving rise to another nickname, "towel-heads").  The cloth of these garments is permeated with a network of fine tubes, through which water flows and keeps the cloth moist.  In occupations where they must handle paper or other items which would suffer from moisture, Bwaps wear thin water-proof gloves.  In humidity of less than 25%, they must use sealed environment suits.  All clothing is colored with a stylized representation of their body, since recognition of body pattern is an important part of their greeting ritual.

Bwaps are oviparous, each female incubating a single, non-amniotic egg in a special pouch on her lower abdomen.  After hatching, the young remain in this pouch for several weeks, occasionally coming out to be fed, until they are strong enough to survive outside.  The young reach maturity after 14 years.

History

Prior to obtaining civilization, proto-Bwaps lived in densely wooded, mangrove-like swamps.  They burrowed under and among the root-systems of large trees, forming dens for the communal protection of their young.  Their culture and ritual interactions began at this time.  A shift in weather patterns caused the marshy areas to shrink, forcing them into increased competition with other animals in the region.  The discovery of tools and then agriculture permitted the Bwaps to gain a tremendous advantage over their competition, and put them on the road to civilization.

The Bwaps did not discover fire until late, due to their environment, which hindered development of metal-working and similar pursuits.  When discovered by the Vilani, the Bwaps had reached TL 7 and stabilized.  The introduction of advanced technologies such as jump drive had no major effect on their culture, and the Bwaps have prospered greatly in the intervening centuries.

Bwaps can be found throughout the Imperium, more commonly in the region trailing and coreward of Capital ( Core / Core 2118).  Fewer than 12 Imperial worlds are fully controlled by Bwaps; most of these are classed as religious dictatorships.  Bwap merchants and administrators can be found throughout known space, but are less common outside the Imperium.
Society

Society is dominated by the Bwap world-view, which holds that each individual has a place in the wapawab or tree -- a view stemming from their habitat, but including phratry, bloodlines, country, and place of duty.  The literal tree is intricately tied into the planetary ecology, providing shelter and oxygen, converting water and minerals into food, et cetera.  The figurative tree is much harder to define, but is roughly equivalent to a clan or tribal group.  Both sorts of trees are part of a planet, which is part of a solar system, which is part of a cluster, which is part of a galaxy, which is part of the cosmos.  Everything the Bwaps do reflects this complex, wheels-within-wheels outlook.  Each individual takes great pride in being one small, functional and unique cog in a vast, ever-changing universe of interlinked patterns.  Their ritual of greeting, for instance, seems like meaningless formality and windy chit-chat to non-Bwaps, but communicates "I am in this place, and doing my part.  Where are you and what are you doing?"

From the human point of view, Bwaps are obsessed with minutae, patterns, and the order of things.  Driven by this internal desire to see everything in its proper place, they make excellent bureaucrats, officials, mathematicians, bookkeepers, scientists, and historians.  However, their obsession with ritual and proper conduct can make them difficult to deal with.  Those who violate the rituals will be lectured to, at length, on propriety.  Dealing with Bwaps takes time, but trying to speed things up only takes more time.

Criminal behavior is extremely rare, and is considered the worst form of mental disorder among Bwaps, since it disrupts the proper order of things.  Their world-view means that their definition of crime is often at variance with Imperial norms, but fortunately most Bwaps courts consider exile to be sufficient punishment, especially in the case of aliens such as humans.

Government

The few worlds that are completely controlled by the Bwaps are classed as religious dictatorships.  Law levels are usually very restrictive, representing the Bwaps' obsession with proper behavior.


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22 Jul 2020, 6:32 pm

So basically, you are saying that they are extraterrestrial Virgos?


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22 Jul 2020, 7:21 pm

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It's a Bwap, a member of an intelligent minor species native to Marhaban (Lentuli / Empty Quarter 0426, UWP: A4697AB-E  Cp Pz  -801  Im  K8-IV).  Also known as Wabs (from their name for themselves, Bawapakerwa-a-a-awapawab), they are also known as Newts due to their appearance.

Physiology

Bwaps average 1.4 m in height and mass between 30 and 50 kg.  They are upright, bipedal, homeothermic and bisexual, with an internal skeleton and a closed circulatory system.  Their hemoglobin is copper-based, a deep blue in colour, making their skin a faint greenish-blue in areas without pigmentation.

Body markings vary tremendously from clan ("tree") to clan, each one having a distinctive pattern.  The pattern is determined by genetic factors and the color is determined by careful manipulation of the mother's diet during the formation of the egg.  Greens, browns, yellows and blues are most common, usually in patterns of darker colors over a lighter basic color.

Bwaps are uncomfortable in less than 98% humidity, as their skin must be kept moist.  With special clothing, they can exist indefinitely in humidity as low as 25%, provided they have adequate water.  This normally consists of a loosely fitting kaftan-like garment and a hood covering the head (giving rise to another nickname, "towel-heads").  The cloth of these garments is permeated with a network of fine tubes, through which water flows and keeps the cloth moist.  In occupations where they must handle paper or other items which would suffer from moisture, Bwaps wear thin water-proof gloves.  In humidity of less than 25%, they must use sealed environment suits.  All clothing is colored with a stylized representation of their body, since recognition of body pattern is an important part of their greeting ritual.

Bwaps are oviparous, each female incubating a single, non-amniotic egg in a special pouch on her lower abdomen.  After hatching, the young remain in this pouch for several weeks, occasionally coming out to be fed, until they are strong enough to survive outside.  The young reach maturity after 14 years.

History

Prior to obtaining civilization, proto-Bwaps lived in densely wooded, mangrove-like swamps.  They burrowed under and among the root-systems of large trees, forming dens for the communal protection of their young.  Their culture and ritual interactions began at this time.  A shift in weather patterns caused the marshy areas to shrink, forcing them into increased competition with other animals in the region.  The discovery of tools and then agriculture permitted the Bwaps to gain a tremendous advantage over their competition, and put them on the road to civilization.

The Bwaps did not discover fire until late, due to their environment, which hindered development of metal-working and similar pursuits.  When discovered by the Vilani, the Bwaps had reached TL 7 and stabilized.  The introduction of advanced technologies such as jump drive had no major effect on their culture, and the Bwaps have prospered greatly in the intervening centuries.

Bwaps can be found throughout the Imperium, more commonly in the region trailing and coreward of Capital ( Core / Core 2118).  Fewer than 12 Imperial worlds are fully controlled by Bwaps; most of these are classed as religious dictatorships.  Bwap merchants and administrators can be found throughout known space, but are less common outside the Imperium.
Society

Society is dominated by the Bwap world-view, which holds that each individual has a place in the wapawab or tree -- a view stemming from their habitat, but including phratry, bloodlines, country, and place of duty.  The literal tree is intricately tied into the planetary ecology, providing shelter and oxygen, converting water and minerals into food, et cetera.  The figurative tree is much harder to define, but is roughly equivalent to a clan or tribal group.  Both sorts of trees are part of a planet, which is part of a solar system, which is part of a cluster, which is part of a galaxy, which is part of the cosmos.  Everything the Bwaps do reflects this complex, wheels-within-wheels outlook.  Each individual takes great pride in being one small, functional and unique cog in a vast, ever-changing universe of interlinked patterns.  Their ritual of greeting, for instance, seems like meaningless formality and windy chit-chat to non-Bwaps, but communicates "I am in this place, and doing my part.  Where are you and what are you doing?"

From the human point of view, Bwaps are obsessed with minutae, patterns, and the order of things.  Driven by this internal desire to see everything in its proper place, they make excellent bureaucrats, officials, mathematicians, bookkeepers, scientists, and historians.  However, their obsession with ritual and proper conduct can make them difficult to deal with.  Those who violate the rituals will be lectured to, at length, on propriety.  Dealing with Bwaps takes time, but trying to speed things up only takes more time.

Criminal behavior is extremely rare, and is considered the worst form of mental disorder among Bwaps, since it disrupts the proper order of things.  Their world-view means that their definition of crime is often at variance with Imperial norms, but fortunately most Bwaps courts consider exile to be sufficient punishment, especially in the case of aliens such as humans.

Government

The few worlds that are completely controlled by the Bwaps are classed as religious dictatorships.  Law levels are usually very restrictive, representing the Bwaps' obsession with proper behavior.[/color]


Which universe/realm do they exist?



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23 Jul 2020, 2:22 pm

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cyberdad wrote:
Fnord wrote:
It's a Bwap, a member of an intelligent minor species native to Marhaban (Lentuli / Empty Quarter 0426, UWP: A4697AB-E  Cp Pz  -801  Im  K8-IV).  Also known as Wabs (from their name for themselves, Bawapakerwa-a-a-awapawab), they are also known as Newts due to their appearance...
Which universe/realm do they exist?
Marc Miller's Traveller Universe.


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23 Jul 2020, 3:50 pm

But do they hatch from eggs or do they have live births?
And, most importantly, do they like Taco Bell?
Cherry Garcia Ice Cream?
‘My Name Is Earl’?


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