01 Jan 2019, 7:28 pm
auntblabby
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02 Jan 2019, 12:13 am
02 Jan 2019, 5:45 am
Hey I'd be angry if somebody chopped my head off too. 
At least they offered the guy a drink and a smoke before the execution. In Texas they don't even give the condemned a last meal anymore. 
02 Jan 2019, 5:48 am
02 Jan 2019, 6:00 am
02 Jan 2019, 6:03 am
02 Jan 2019, 6:10 am
It doesn't have to be a fancy meal, but they should at least get to choose what they want to eat.
BTW if I ruled my own country these are my ideas for fair and equal punishments under Emperor TW1ZTY'S rule.
Each punishment would fit the crime.
1. Murder.
Murderers would recieve death. The type of execution they recieved would depend on the type of murder they commited. For example a robber who killed a store clerk because he was desperate for money would recieve a quick and painless execution with as much comfort as can be provided, but a sadistic serial killer who tortures innocent victims would be tortured himself or herself before being put to death so that they would know how their victims felt.
2. Rape
Rapists would be castrated and branded wth the letter "R" for rapist on their forehead, and child molesters would be castrated too and branded with the letter "P" for pedophile.
3. Theft
Theft of property would have one of two punishments: either the theif would be forced to pay a fine to the victim's family or store and if they cannot afford to pay their fine they will be sentenced to a number of years of hard labor.
4. Human Trafficking and Exploitation of Immigrants
Human Traffickers and people who exploit illegal immigrants as slaves would lose their rights and be forced into labor in my country serving as hard workers for the entire community or as soldiers. Those who refuse will be locked away in prison for life.
4. Arson
Arsonists will be forced to watch their own property burned to the ground and then serve prison time. And they would be refused assistance to buy or build a new peice of property.
5. War Criminals
Any war crimes commited by enemy soldiers or even MY soldiers would be punished by death. This includes abusing POWs, killing civilians, and rape. Deserters and Cowards would be handled with more mercy and recieve time in prison.
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02 Jan 2019, 6:11 am
envirozentinel
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02 Jan 2019, 6:12 am
02 Jan 2019, 6:14 am
My last meal would be a plate of either boiled shrimp or boiled crawdaddies, a bowl of chocolate ice cream, and two bottles of coca cola.
I still have trouble sleeping.
02 Jan 2019, 6:16 am
02 Jan 2019, 6:18 am
Give them porridge and watery tea.
That's more than their victims will ever get to have.
I believe in showing mercy only to those who truly regret their crime or commited a crime out of desperation, but sociopaths, psychopaths, narcissists, and sadists get no mercy from me.
That's how I would handle things if I were in charge.
02 Jan 2019, 6:21 am
02 Jan 2019, 6:24 am
envirozentinel
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02 Jan 2019, 6:28 am
02 Jan 2019, 6:31 am
How do you know I'm not a criminal?
I could be posting this from Wentworth Detention Centre. 
