1,001 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up

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135. Steal a picture of somebody's loved one and tell everyone you meet that she's your wife.

(it works better if she's really hot)

136. If approaching a girl, show her pictures of hot women and tell her they're your ex-girlfriends, and that YOU broke up with THEM. You will be irresistible.

137.try making your own comic book or story. it's ok if you are not good with the art or the writing.. the book will only be seen by you.

138. Write an erotic thriller novel.

139. Live out fantasies based on erotic thriller novel.
(In other words, get a sex change and join in on an orgy of lesbian vampire ninjas.)

140) Get killed by a group of trans-sexual lesbian vampire ninjas.

If I'm going to die, I want to die in the middle of a group of FEMALE bisexual vampire ninjas, something of which this world has a dangerous shortage, so...

141. Create a group of female vampire ninjas, and send them to kill TheMachine1. Then bring them home and have a party.

142. hold a casting call in LA: "Wanted Female bisexual vampire stripping ninjas for
a PBS Nova film on Maned mission to Mars"

143. After recording several hours of auditions, announce that, regretfully, funding for the project has dried up so the female bisexual vampire stripping ninjas will not be going to Mars after all. Throw a party to celebrate.

144. Triple chocolate fudge cake and great music and people to be around!

The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one’s sympathy the gloom of somebody else.
-Arnold Bennett

145. In times of crisis, people draw close together, so don’t foolishly build any walls.

146) Some people say try the following:
a) Get exercise 30 minutes of cardiovascular 5 days or more a week. In my
case walking is useless I can and have walked 50 miles without getting my heart
in the target zone. I do slow running. (for the last wek anyway) How does
the story go an old man was going to kill himself with exercise but the exercise
cured his depression and I guess his bad heart to.

b) Get sunlight between 10am-2pm for 30 minutes aday. I hate the damage
of UV so I looking for a man made UV safe light instead.

c) Fish oil I used it about month I can not be sure it works but it something you
need anyway. I take 3 x 2000mg oil daily with meals. It takes time to replace
the cell membrane fats with the new fish oil so do not expect over night results.

d) Do not stay in bed all day. I tend to still do this(I watch tv and use the
computer, not to mention sleep. I need to get a desk and a good chair.

147. What you can't change, accept.

148. What you can't accept, change.

149. What you can't accept or change, ignore.

150. What you can't accept, change, or ignore, rant about on the internet.

151. Read all 190 of Werbert's posts

152. Watch Bizarre with a hidden webcam reading Werbert's 190 posts.