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MikeH106
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28 May 2009, 3:53 pm

Take your top off and let your hair grow out.

:mrgreen:


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28 May 2009, 5:14 pm

WHAT???

Am I feeding a troll?


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28 May 2009, 8:29 pm

No, I'm not a troll!

In case you're wondering, I'm a math tutor, and I was just making a joke about the ads on the left of the forum page. It was a crack at corporate greed.

Edit: I just RETCHED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MONTH!! ! MY GOD!! !


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29 May 2009, 1:08 am

Actually, I thought the joke was funny. It was well placed for me, too, since I was in The Haven to try and get cheered up. Perhaps we can do with more humor around here :3



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29 May 2009, 2:25 am

MikeH106 wrote:
Take your top off and let your hair grow out.

:mrgreen:


:lmao:


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29 May 2009, 3:26 am

Awesome!


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29 May 2009, 5:24 am

Vashna wrote:
Actually, I thought the joke was funny. It was well placed for me, too, since I was in The Haven to try and get cheered up. Perhaps we can do with more humor around here :3


so...

whats the deal with airplane food?
why are those trays so small, and whats that orange stuff supposed to be?


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29 May 2009, 7:27 am

Oh, man... last night was Hell on Earth.

I woke up this morning with a sick, empty feeling. Sorry, MathGirl. Dont take it personally -- it's not your fault.


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29 May 2009, 12:33 pm

A man walks into a bar...

...that hurt.