MotherKnowsBest wrote:
I'm the one who goes to shop but leaves my purse at home, forgets my password and complains about the same stuff without ever managing to do anything about it. I'm sick of feeling like I'm 3 steps behind everyone else. Any tips?
Me too.
Today's example (which, incidently, also happened
twice yesterday): I was making toast for my son. It pops up, and isn't quite ready yet, so I put it in for a bit longer. My thoughts, translated from their usual jumble of pictures and words, into something linear and coherant, go something like this:
"I don't want the toast to get over done, so I'll stand here and count to thirty, and not let anything distract me. One...two...This is a good time to make a cup of tea, but I don't want to get distracted, so I'll just boil some water. Ooh, teabags! They smell good. They make a nice sound when you shake them! I don't feel like emptying the dishwasher. I'll use my penguin mug. Nathan is so cute, the way he likes penguins. That book is still in the trunk of my car. I could knit Nathan a sweater with a penguin on it, but I'm not in the mood for working with multiple colors, and besides, he's not the one who needs a new sweater. Pelicans are cool. That's one good thing about living here, is the pelicans. They look like pteradactyls when they fly. Or pteranodons. What's the difference. That little boy named Danny would have known. He'd be almost 40 now. Man, I'm going to have to re-wash that broiler pan. The dishwasher just smeared the grease around, like it's not heating properly. Our hot water heater is 21 year old. That's pretty old for a hot water heater. If it exploded, like on Myth Busters, it would go right through the kids' bunk bed. Sheesh. I don't usually cook bacon under the broiler like that because you have to stand there and keep an eye on it to keep from burning the house down. It's so easy to get distracted and forget things like that. Hmmm. La-di-da. No, I've never had a job, because I-I-I never wanted one....hum tee tum..."
POP!! ! Aaaaahhh!! ! Burnt toast!! Where did
that come from!! Oh, yeah! I forgot I was making toast.
I think the official term for it is ADHD-Inattentive Type. I hear medication helps, but you have to be able to get your act together enough to see a doctor and take care of your health insurance paperwork, etc. It's all I can do to find my keys and my shoes.
It's hard being a Bear of Very Little Brain.[i]