a wonderful story about my life

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hi. well i havent been here in a couple of months so i would like to tell you about how wonderful i feel. i have been a recoverd alchoholic for a few months now and now i like living my life even though i still dont have any friends. the forest has always been my throne and summer is fast approching, and i'll be dying like you wouldnt believe from the heat. some fat ugly girl tryed getting in my pants when i was walking to taco bell to get my usual and i was all oh hell no you didnt. i've also witnessed domestic voilence at the bus stop between an unknown male and female, i wanted to pull out my pretend lightsaber and wack the guys head off, wich got to me thinking. why do women put up with jerks? jesus, i mean really. i need a good woman! im still unemployed and in love with fire agates. can Ihsahn make a bad cd? the answer is no.

sit back and relax

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That was a long time.
Glad to hear good news from you.

thanks. and i didnt enjoy life when i wasnt drinking, but now i tell you what i enjoy waking up and just living man.

That's great.
And are you still living in your tiny tidy apartment?
The one you showed us once?

I know how good sober feels after decades of alcohol dependency. I'm happy for you.

thanks everyone, yes i still live in that apartment. exept it isnt so tidy, it almost always a mess

Easy.
Because they use their subconscious to tap into preset scripts written by evolution.
This script dictates they ought to find someone who can provide for them and protect them from other men.
The spousal abuse is deemed to be a necessary evil.
This is why being a psychopath is the best thing ever.
Because people will literally believe you when you tell them to go in your car and come to your home where you can brutally murder them and laugh at their stupidity.