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richardbenson
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15 Feb 2011, 9:06 pm

The clinic just called! they mother - Fing want to see me on thursday the 17th at 9:15am!
They said they would only call if there was a problem!

OH THIS IS TERRIBLE.

If I have caught anything, anything! I'm buying one of those rubber p*****s and never having SEX with anyone ever again!

I knew something was wrong. this momma had a trucker mouth! a trucker mouth!

Now i'm going to be a nervous wreck until thursday. :pig:


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15 Feb 2011, 9:15 pm

:lol:


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15 Feb 2011, 9:19 pm

You know I gotta say. this has been the worst experiance of my life! people lie all the damn time. especially about how many sexual partners they've had.

laugh all you want. that rubber c**t cant give you a STD! :wink:

Oh well. they only tested for gonorreah and chlamydia so its got to be one of those two.
Wich is completely curable this early in the game.

I'm still upset.


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15 Feb 2011, 9:26 pm

Sorry if I found this thread kind of funny. That picture something posted... :X

Anyway, hopefully you don't have any sort of STDs.



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15 Feb 2011, 9:28 pm

I hope i dont either. but they told me they'd only call if there was a problem, my appointment was on the 10th. So why would they want to see me on the 17th?


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15 Feb 2011, 9:29 pm

So you had sex and you might have an STD???



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15 Feb 2011, 9:32 pm

I had oral sex son. I was going to pound that beaver but I was so drunk i couldnt get it up! finally after awile i did. the girl was so annoyed that she offerd oral only, wich i accepted. :pig:


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15 Feb 2011, 9:40 pm

Damn you have my sympathy there, hopefully it's something curable



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15 Feb 2011, 10:37 pm

Okay, first off, heck of a way to run a clinic. If you're running a clinic, don't run it this way!

And then, if it's bacterial, like gonorreah or chlamydia as you say, an antibiotic should knock it out. Standard advice is to finish the antibiotic. And pay attention to any symptoms afterwards. It's still feel and texture of the situation. People think it's automatic. No, it's not necessarily automatic. You still want a doctor you can halfway talk with (doctors tend to be so-so communicators, so anything more than that is probably expecting too much! :D )

Be good to yourself tomorrow Wednesday. Maybe something just for fun, and maybe something else healthful like exercise or a nutritious meal to rejuvinate your animal spirits and to remind yourself you have a long future. I know this thing is no damn fun.



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15 Feb 2011, 10:59 pm

Hey if you develope blisters or leisons post pictures of them 8O :P . Hopefully its something like cholesterol levels are high or if it is something nasty its a simple cure like a couple shots. My friend told me when he got a "clean up" they used a wire brush to clean out his urinary canal. He said it felt like he had to urinate constantly for two days.

PS..If someone gives you a vineral disease you can sue them for it. :wink:


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16 Feb 2011, 6:11 am

This is just another reason I only date "Miss Right" these days...

(The other reason being my inability to convince a woman to have sex with me)


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16 Feb 2011, 9:13 pm

I hope everything is ok, Richard. Hopefully it's only something that isn't really an STD.
Can't you call them now to ask what the problem is? It would at least stop the waiting game.



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16 Feb 2011, 10:25 pm

Ah, that sucks. I hope everything turns out okay.

.... and another reason why I love battery operated things.



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17 Feb 2011, 12:17 am

Thanks girls. the appointment is tomorrow, so i'd just rather get it over with. A recording called me wich i thought was wierd and made my appointment for me. I didnt actually talk to a person.

I'll post the results of the appointment tomorrow in this topic. :pig:


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17 Feb 2011, 3:11 pm

So great news! I dont have any STD. everything came back clean thank god :pig:

omg you guys the weasel has enterd the building! :jester:

I got a second opinion. (yes I know, however getting a second opinion isnt always a bad idea, especially since ive had such a bad time with this pirticular clinic.

So i went to another health care provider and did all the testing over again. I know, how could you?

:pig: :pig:

If this round of tests comes back with everything clean then i'll finally be satisfied. and continue to get my pimp walk on, only more careful~

They fit me right in and i got ALL the STD testing done today including one of those hepatitis diseases thats a std. this healthcare provider really seemed to know alot more about my concern, and also agreed that a second opinion wasnt a bad idea so back off haters!

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17 Feb 2011, 7:46 pm

How come they called you if nothing was wrong?