Anyone in WY, CO want to spar?

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Here's the deal. I have had THE SHITTIEST week of my life. It's a long, complicated and convoluted story, but the gist of it is A) my now ex-girlfriend and I went through a messy breakup, to the point where we now hate each other, as in we never want to see each other again, and B) My only group of friends here in Wyoming are also friends with her, and I'm willing to bet that over half of them are going to sympathise with her and stop being my friends.

I have reached a level of emotional stress that I have never thought it possible for any human, let alone an Aspie, to endure.

I've tried to get rid of this stress via physical means. I've lost count of how many times I've left the house this week and flat-out sprinted down Grand Avenue until I thought my lungs would burst. At first it helped a bit, but now it's losing it's effectiveness.

So here's the deal. If anyone on WP lives near the Colorado/Wyoming border and can make it to Laramie, I will pay you to fight me.

It's the only way I can think of to get this out of my system without marching downtown and beating up drunks, which would obviously get me in trouble with the law. However, I don't see any problem with a 1v1 physical match with no weapons of any kind which both combatants have agreed to beforehand.

Don't worry, I will definitely stop short of any bodily injury other than bruises. If I do get carried away at any point, I'll cover any medical issues that might arise. I actually have some old sparring gear that we can use if you so desire. Plus, despite having taken martial arts, I don't remember any of it, and I'm actually a sh***y fighter. I tend to rely on speed and agility to avoid blows, but in that respect I over-estimate my abilities. Probably a side effect from watching too much anime.

So yeah, if you feel up to it, I would welcome a challenge.

too bad I live nowhere near ya... me and my old group of friends used to do that quite a bit. We are quite a bit in the way of opposites fighting style wise though. Your fast and quick, I am a heavy-handed tank/meatshield.

I sparred my friend once. He was drunk and bored, and nobody else volunteered (because he is a very good fighter, and everyone there must have lacked a spine) He beat me pretty good. He said I did very well, but that's not true. I showed a lot of guts, sure, but my nose was pretty soft for a while. At least he took it easy on me.