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09 Sep 2012, 12:39 am

No really. My friend gave me the key to her husbands trooper car. And the hat. I love the hat. But he's not gonna be happy in the morning that he dont have a key. I'll probably go to jail for this, I don't give a s**t it's funny.


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09 Sep 2012, 2:30 am

We had such a good time tonight. She came over and we did vodka shots. She wants a better guy and so I fixed her up with two. She talked to one, but the other one (you know who) didnt answer the phone, and so she left a message that said "Hey big d*ck, this is s****** call me back or we will just come over tomorrow night" which we probably will if she can get out. He's still really mad at me for putting those curses on him but he's agreed to be nice enough to sleep with my friend. And he will be polite to her.


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09 Sep 2012, 12:56 pm

Tonight is gonna be epic. I will post an update if I can.


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09 Sep 2012, 2:57 pm

I can't wait to see the update. :)


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09 Sep 2012, 3:20 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I can't wait to see the update. :)


Yeah it's kinda like watching those train wrecks on YouTube in slow motion isn't it? I'm fully aware of this.


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09 Sep 2012, 3:37 pm

Fair enough, just means I'll be texting you on bail. =P
Maybe you'll meet more rednecks and skinheads to socialise with. ;)


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09 Sep 2012, 9:16 pm

You should right a book about your life. It would easily be a best seller :lol:


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09 Sep 2012, 10:15 pm

O. M. F. G.



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09 Sep 2012, 11:22 pm

Stealing a cops keys and hat and then helping his wife cheat on him....You apparently really want to go to jail.



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10 Sep 2012, 4:18 pm

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O. M. F. G.


What he said.

:? Seriously now you should lay off the coffee


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10 Sep 2012, 4:30 pm

Make the best outta your stay and let us know how it goes :salut:


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11 Sep 2012, 5:53 pm

I'm confused. How does he know you stole his key? Did you steal his car too? I don't think you can go to jail for stealing a key. Unless you destroyed his car in a drunken joyride while posing as a police officer.



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12 Sep 2012, 7:59 am

Crankbadger wrote:
I'm confused. How does he know you stole his key? Did you steal his car too? I don't think you can go to jail for stealing a key. Unless you destroyed his car in a drunken joyride while posing as a police officer.

With OOM, anything is possible. :lol:


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12 Sep 2012, 11:14 pm

You can always say" went off my meds".