Despite my many annoying tendencies, I always see myself as a pretty decent individual who generally feels a certain amount of empathy toward my fellow humans. I always try to do be considerate and responsible.
Earlier today, I came out from my morning shopping excursion at the local Walmart to find a cart firmly pressed against my the rear passenger side of my Hyundai Elantra. It's quite breezy today, so I had a feeling I wasn't going to happy as I approached my vehicle. I pulled the cart back to find a small dent. Nice! Because a lazy, irresponsible idiot couldn't be bothered to corral his cart, I have to pay my $50 deductible if I wish to remove this blemish from my 9-year-old sedan.
You might think this is a small issue, but it goes much deeper than an inconsequential mark on my mode of transportation. It's a fundamental lack of simple consideration for others -- or, perhaps, just plain stupidity. (Did you really not imagine your cart would go careening through the parking lot on a day when the wind was gusting to over 20 MPH, you troglodyte wonder?)
People suck -- some more exquisitely than others.
I honestly hope this waste of space develops an inoperable tumor, and leaves the world as rapidly as possible. (You see, I'm not entirely without a heart. I could have wished for a slow painful death.)
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Oscar Meyer Lansky