And my car keys with all the house keys on them have been missing for like two weeks. I'm using a spare single car key and I have no keys to get into the house but the kids keep locking me out any time I go anywhere so I have to stand in the cold ringing the flipping doorbell while they're listening to music and can't hear me.
Here's the single car key I get to carry around and use:
(Mind the hair) ^
Because hey, my son had a meltdown and threw this key, and the beeper thing with the casing broke off so it's been held together with tape and no beeper ever since. We call it "the bad key" and only use it for emergencies like when the kids lose my real keys and all the house keys as described above.
Getting a new, spare real key is apparently $700 so we never bothered.
The bad key finally died.
It won't start the car.
Raleigh is now officially rideless.