"Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!" -- from the RPG "Paranoia", by Steve Jackson Games
"The Computer is your friend!" -- from the RPG "Paranoia", by Steve Jackson Games
"You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't even get out of the game." -- Ginsberg's Theorem
"Life is an endless knife-fight in a dark alley on a stormy night against overwhelming odds. Insert Ginsberg's Theorem here." -- Me
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The mere fact that science may not yet adequately explain an object, event, or experience does not mean the immediate explanation should automatically default to a conspiratorial, extraterrestrial, paranormal, or supernatural cause.