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15 May 2007, 9:05 am

Our 5 year old son(nt) says the quirkiest things, would like to share a few...."why don't hamburgers have ham in them?"..."are chinese people upside down?"...when flipping coins he says," heads or trees?"(the quarters have state trees), and the kicker, for several weeks he referred to sign-language as "hand-spanish"....Hope this made you smile........



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15 May 2007, 9:20 am

Those did make me smile! My friend once described childbirth as 'Like trying to force a bowling ball out of your nostril'. It was the most graphic, original but still unoffensive description ever.



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15 May 2007, 11:08 am

Lo wrote:
Those did make me smile! My friend once described childbirth as 'Like trying to force a bowling ball out of your nostril'. It was the most graphic, original but still unoffensive description ever.


ROFL! :lol: And the 'hand-Spanish' is hilarious too!! :D


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15 May 2007, 4:40 pm

Thanks, I needed to write today, and this was a fun one to do...have a great day! Peace..



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15 May 2007, 5:11 pm

I liked Carlin's old, "Why do we drive on the
parkway, but park in the driveway?"



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16 May 2007, 6:59 am

I love it. Such sensible questions! You have a smart kid.



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16 May 2007, 8:06 am

Thank you, he is our youngest of 4......have a great day!