God is speaking to me through the waves of pain!
I must kill all the first born sons of left handed, brown eyed, Swedish accountants who live in the greater Turlock CA, metropolitan area!! !!
Ok... hmmm, well, I guess this means I get to stay home and watch reruns of the Muppet show.
On my second and max dose of tryptamine for the day and it is only 10 am.