I had to laugh at your mention of faraway Egypt, because if I drive a few miles from my house, I'm in Egypt. I've done it a few times and it's lovely.
My secret to enjoy a trip (or suffer as little as possible) is to plan it so exhaustively that only minimal stuff is out of my control and choosing. I plan it so much that it'd shock anyone who knew, but nobody needs to know. I go over the way directions a lot, make big, clear, colorful notes for when I'm driving, choose beforehand (from the internet) a nice, cozy place to have a cup of tea, bring along some good reading, research and schedule some site I like along the way, etc.
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