I've been playing bingo, every Tuesday evening, for four months to take a break from going around town, every night. It turns out that some b***h who was living on the farm, for a while, is now back in my city. She's very bossy, and she likes to go to the particular hall that caters to the tenants where I live. She tried to be bossy with me, tonight. I want to stop going to that hall, all together. The Monday and Saturday games cost me $5 each, including food, drinks, 50/50 tickets and cards. The Tuesday Night bonanza game costs me $12 a week. If I was to quit, cold turkey, I'd be saving myself $88 a month. I don't want to be in the same building as that b***h, either. That crow also goes to my clubhouse. I hope that she goes to the casino and blows it all. What can I do? I can't wait until one of my two best Rat Mates is back from his vacation. My threesome will be going out, most nights of the week, including Tuesdays, once again. I don't want Miss Toad to be tagging along, with my threesome, either.
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