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20 May 2008, 3:37 pm

:cry: when i get the bus from work these chavs keep asking me for ciggarettes and i don't want to give them mine but i feel scared to say no so they end up winning and there always laughing behind my back and making comments about me
what should i do i just feel victimised, i don't have many freinds either and i'm in a rock relationship with another boy



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20 May 2008, 3:49 pm

Hide your pack and say, oh sorry man, this is my last one!

And practice it a bit so you seem really sincere. They caint fault you for running out, the little babys ought go get their own!


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20 May 2008, 4:01 pm

How about saving them a LOADED cigarette? POP!


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20 May 2008, 4:22 pm

Just tell them to f**k off.

They won't bother you if you're assertive.



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20 May 2008, 4:25 pm

:) thanx ill try that but there just so physical sometimes, they always pat me as if i'm a dog even if i try the things you advice they still don't believe me and continue to buzz round me and pick on me and make fun of me like a swarm of wasps, i have no freinds either because i'm so inconfident about myself i feel like no one will ever take me for me
thanx for your advice



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20 May 2008, 4:29 pm

AMessageToYourHeart wrote:
:) thanx ill try that but there just so physical sometimes, they always pat me as if i'm a dog even if i try the things you advice they still don't believe me and continue to buzz round me and pick on me and make fun of me like a swarm of wasps, i have no freinds either because i'm so inconfident about myself i feel like no one will ever take me for me
thanx for your advice


If they threaten you, spray them with some mace. If you don't like them patting you, give them warning. If they do it again, mace them.



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20 May 2008, 4:40 pm

i'm not that strong as much as i'd like to :(



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20 May 2008, 4:49 pm

ok i'm off to bed now, thanx everyone for your advice everyone ill take it all on board it means alot to me :)
night night



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20 May 2008, 5:44 pm

Back when I was a smoker, people used to ask me for cigarettes all the time and it really annoyed me because they always had a sense of entitlement about it. So I started saying, "I only have one left, but if you give me $20, you can have it." This worked! People either stopped asking me or giving me $20 for one cigarette! (Well, it was usually extremely drunk people who gave me the money.)

Not sure this would work on chavs, though. I'm not sure we even have them in the US.

EDIT: I should add that I would always give a cigarette to a friend in need; I used the above technique with annoying acquaintances and fellow bar patrons.



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21 May 2008, 2:53 am

:) sounds exciting to get 20 quid, no i don't suppose it will work on chavs
you never know though
thanx anyway



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22 May 2008, 12:22 am

What exactly is a chav, I sort of have vague idea, like ali G



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22 May 2008, 2:46 am

a teenager that mugs people. wears a hoodie, voilent, swears non stop and just not well mannered, they come from counsil estates, but not all people from council estates are chavs



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22 May 2008, 2:07 pm

Order some herbal ones off the internet or find somewhere you can buy them.Then when asked give them the herbal ones.As well as being cheeper they also taste horrible which should put them of asking you again.



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22 May 2008, 3:03 pm

lol :) thats a good idea , any ideas what shops i can buy them from
thanx for that you've given me a good plan of action ill try it out



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22 May 2008, 3:21 pm

That sounds pretty rough... hope things go alright. :) Chavs are scum - they attacked my brother once... nasty waste of space they are.


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22 May 2008, 3:30 pm

hey thanx x i'm sorry to hear about your brother i get really scared by chavs, hopefully if i just keep saying i haven't got any they'll eventually leave me alone