ToadOfSteel wrote:
1) Get a girlfriend. I only list this for completeness' sake... My chances of finding a woman that likes me is practically 0%, since there is no way any woman with any scrap of good judgement would even be interested in me...
It's a good thing for you there's no shortage of women without a scrap of good judgment.
(That's not meant as a knock on women. There's plenty of guys with bad judgment, too.)
I don't see the problem with this strategy, unless the "taken" people you have deleted are real-life friends who could get offended and whose friendship you value.