Scarlett Johansson is cured

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12 Nov 2007, 8:35 pm

I have a problem with her lips. They always look too big, or something. Her smile always looks fake, too.

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12 Nov 2007, 8:44 pm

Natascha Kampusch is right... as a blonde she would be perfect playing Natascha Kampusch!

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12 Nov 2007, 9:02 pm

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I've never seen any of her movies.

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I recently saw The Island, it's a good movie.

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12 Nov 2007, 9:04 pm

a horse is a horse
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12 Nov 2007, 9:09 pm

She looked great in the picture with her hair covered up.
she would look fine in both hair colors if she didnt smile as much.

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12 Nov 2007, 11:39 pm

I'm sure some blonde will take offense at this, but, yeah, like I care.

As a proud natural brunette, I'm annoyed when blondes do this. There's a lot more to being a brunette than a quickie dye job. We have to put up with being seen as second class to blondes all the time - we're the women guys notice after the blondes leave the room. So we learn to be proud and confident without others' approval. When blondes dye their hair brunette, they don't have the same cool detachment of a real brunette, but that blonde attention seeking vibe that instead of saying "Look, I'm a blonde - tell me I'm pretty!! !" now says "Look, I'm a brunette now - tell me how smart I look!! !" It's rather funny from a brunette's prespective.

(And any guy who's tempted to day "I've always preferred brunettes" - save it. I've known plenty of guys who boosted about that, yet thiery eyes still immediately turned to any blonde walking by.)

A word of advice to Scarlett - get a better colorist. That's way too dark for her complexion and it makes her look washed out. It also look unnaturally dark - like they left the dye in her hair too long. She should have gone of for a medium brown with golden highlights. Also she needs a better hairstylist - that bunched-on-top do is flat-out ugly.

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13 Nov 2007, 12:41 am

Touretter wrote:

Scarlett Johansson is now cured of her blondness. Before-

. After-

. Proof positive that change is possible for those with nordism. A message from E.N.D.(end nordic deformity)

I just hope she doesn't try and cure her knockeritis.

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13 Nov 2007, 12:43 am

Kurtz wrote:

I just hope she doesn't try and cure her knockeritis.

I don't think she will. from tvwiki:

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Scarlett Johansson has revealed that she has no problem with her male co-stars seeing her breasts, as she considers them to be her favourite feature. "I'm proud of my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles", she said in a January 2005 interview for Harper's Bazaar.

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13 Nov 2007, 1:24 am

Blonds? What blonds? Never looked twice at them. I always saw the brunettes first, and never felt the slightest attraction for "fair haired" types. The dark haired gals are beautiful. The blonds are forgettable.

Just my personal opinion, but I'm sure I'm not the only one...

Dark hair is astoundingly intoxicating.

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13 Nov 2007, 2:00 am

Anubis wrote:

Sooo artificial. You can't "cure" a hair colour, and she looked better before.

I was making an analogy as to how something natural like asperger syndrome, or blonde hair, can be considered to be a deformity by the majority. It's satire. Something which aspies stereotypicly do not understand. I never believed this before, but maybe some of us do have trouble getting the punchline. I like satire though, when making a point. P.S. She dyed her hair for a part in the "Nanny Diaries".

Here is another picture of her as a brunette. http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4878/ScarlettJo_Kambo_8905865_400.jpg.html

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13 Nov 2007, 2:19 am

how is she cured of anything exactly?

Blondes will always be blonde. no matter how much they dye their hair

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13 Nov 2007, 2:36 am

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Scarlett Wanted to Show Breasts but the Director Wouldn't Let Her
- For 'The Island', the curvy actress wanted to go topless

Michael Bay is a brilliant director, not only with 'The Island' to back him up but also with blockbuster movies like 'Armageddon' and 'Pearl Harbor' listed in his resume. But, according to some, he should keep quiet every once in a while, especially as he recently decided to speak about Scarlett Johansson wanted to go topless and he did not allow her to.

In an interview with 'Esquire' Magazine, Bay told the reporter that the curvy actress refused to put on a bra for a certain scene in the action thriller, but he couldn't let her do as she wanted because of the rating the movie got from the MPAA.

'Scarlett said, "I'm not wearing this f**king bra. I'm going naked." I said, "Scarlett, you can't go naked, this film is PG 13"', the director told 'Esquire'. He then added that, as Scarlett couldn't see the use of a bra in a scene showing her waking up in the morning, she stormed out the set and locked herself in her trailer. When Bay tried to calm her down, she launched on another 'foul-mouthed tirade'.

'They wanted me to be wearing a bra when I woke up. I asked, "Why don't they just put a sheet over me?" Nobody sleeps in bras – except maybe French women', the actress explained, as part of the same interview.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Scarlett ... 8044.shtml

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13 Nov 2007, 2:40 am

Isn't she naturally brunette? That tvwiki page showed a pic of her "at a young age", with medium-brown hair. So this is just her undoing artificial blonde-ness, rather than creating artificial brunette-ness.

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