I confess.....

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*whips out OFF!*

Hey you promised you were only biting me
Oh wait and one other person but that is IT
I don't share well

Shazam! *slaps does not play well with others sticker on your back*

I confess that I have exactly 3 days to finish the schedule. Annie, bar the door *places phaser on edge of desk*

I'm going in.

Have a black hoodie with skulls that says just that on it "does not play well with others*

I confess that I need to get to the storage room still but hey at least the kitchen is clean

I confess that I am really getting sick of all the NT stereotypes around here. Seriously, not all NTs are evil creatures out to hurt everbody, and I'm getting really sick of the crap. I'm sorry some of you have been bullied by NTs, but that doesn't mean all NTs are bullies. Just like not all Aspies are innocent. I don't like the way NTs tend to be or how they think either, but I'm not going to go and say every single one of them is the same. It's not fair, and I know plenty of nice NTs. You can say you don't like their way of thinking without calling them all mean and crap like that. That just depends on their personality, not whether they're autistic or not.

So, as a thought exercise, imagine there is a tunnel that goes right through the middle of the earth, from one side to the other. Someone falling through that tunnel would build momentum as they fell towards the center of gravity only to fly through the center and have the momentum bleed off until they stop, and fall back towards the center. One could gyrate back and forth in this way for quite a while.

Imagine someone being thrown into that tunnel, and falling and falling and falling, up and down... One will never hit any "bottom" and go splat, but after a while dying from, say, dehydration would become something of a concern. This is not a good way to go. Slow, uncomfortable; yuck. So, it might occur to someone suffering this fate that some kind of suicide might be a better way to go. But what if one has no means of suicide?

Now imagine that the person who is thrown in to the tunnel is Steven Segal. The question becomes: could Steven Segal escape a fate of slow death by dehydration whilst falling back and forth through the earth by snapping his own neck?

Try the same question for Chuck Norris.

I confess I spent entirely too much time debating this question with friends earlier this evening.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUxVSEY7CrE[/youtube]Good fortune,

- Icarus would hold his breath until he suffocated...

I confess...

I want to study something other than geology.

I confess that I am trying to teach my parrot to quote The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, against the express wishes of both my mother and my sister.

I confess that whenever I see something that's supposed to be inspirational I just end up thinking that's it's silly and I mock the hell out of it.

I confess I am scared about the weather when I have to ride my motorcycle across the USA March 18th. And I wish I could meet Aspie along the way.

I confess that I consider myself a feminist.

I confess that I am currently addicted to VitaminWater.

I confess that I hate my roommates' musical tastes, but I like them as friends.

I confess that I've had my fingernail-biting habit since I was a child.

etc. etc.

I confess I just eat a whole box of white cheddar cheez-it.

I confess I am in love with an NT!

I confess I cant sleep cause I have to many ideas running around in my head.