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KittyCatBoy
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16 Mar 2006, 5:55 pm

Poofy Puffy Purple Pairs of Pussycats!
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So, anyways, the story...
Ooh!! A kitty!! !
[Cat starts to run like hell]
[I follow]


ImpecuniousMax
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17 Mar 2006, 7:20 am

Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women.


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28 Dec 2014, 11:12 pm

Face it, breakfast is ruined!



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06 Jan 2015, 6:29 am

ImpecuniousMax wrote:
Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women.


I've never seen you on WP before but I LOVE your avatar. Doc Holliday! My favourite character out of Tombstone. I'm surprised you didn't pic 'Doc' as your username!


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06 Jan 2015, 8:58 pm

I'm a jellybean! Have you seen my penguins? The Government is bees! I love you! :-D



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06 Jan 2015, 10:17 pm

Oh no I'm being sued by a psycic teleporting purple dragon that breathes cotton candy and rainbows!! !



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06 Jan 2015, 10:20 pm

I'm being eaten by a shark that flies and wears a bowler hat!



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07 Jan 2015, 6:28 am

Mrrandomman wrote:
I'm a jellybean! Have you seen my penguins? The Government is bees! I love you! :-D



What the??

Oh, I'm on Random! Random! Random! Random! Purple Monkey Dishwasher!

Poo isn't oxygen! Liferafts on the Space Station are useful! Where do the maggots go when you die?

Can one of them be a question or is that a no no?


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07 Jan 2015, 3:44 pm

I understand this thread better than I understand most things in life. :?



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07 Jan 2015, 3:57 pm

I seem to have this AMAZING ABILITY to focus on what I want and block EVERYTHING ELSE out!!

I'm sitting in my beautifully green, serene backyard and it's a beautiful sunny morning. I'm listening to my music and someone starts up their lawn mower!

I can totally ZOOM IN on the music and not even notice the lawn mower!

Of course, at other times, I can't sleep because the analog clock on my Mum's lounge room wall (I slept on the lounge) would annoy THE CRAP or of me.

I swear, the were some nights where I just wanted to rip that bastard of the wall, take it out in the backyard and introduce him to Mr. Ax!


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07 Jan 2015, 5:32 pm

These silly humans!


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07 Jan 2015, 8:08 pm

Why am I having such a hard time coming up with something appropriately random to say? It's just not coming to me. Is that a possible side effect of AS?



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07 Jan 2015, 8:59 pm

Skibz888 wrote:
Why am I having such a hard time coming up with something appropriately random to say? It's just not coming to me. Is that a possible side effect of AS?


I have trouble making up stories. I believe it could be.


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07 Jan 2015, 9:05 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
Skibz888 wrote:
Why am I having such a hard time coming up with something appropriately random to say? It's just not coming to me. Is that a possible side effect of AS?


I have trouble making up stories. I believe it could be.


Hmm...I'm the opposite of that; I've spent most of my life making up stories in writing short stories and screenplays. However, if I had to come up with something completely "random" like the quotes in this read, my brain just stalls.

I wanna play with the school kids, but my head meats don't work right. :cry:



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07 Jan 2015, 9:56 pm

Where is the Batmobile

Robin, why did you eat my pop tarts?!

Alfred! Throw a potato Twinkie with mushroom cream at the paparazzi while I make a run for the unicorn store!! !

I call upon the power of the mighty god... ELMO!! !! !! !! !! !



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15 Apr 2015, 6:47 pm

Nothing compares to the smell of freshly mown sherbet.