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31 Mar 2011, 12:09 pm

Why can't I be blue instead of green? Blue is a much nicer colour.


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01 Apr 2011, 8:57 am

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Am I Max Payne?
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Close, but the Geico guy is nowhere near as constipated looking.


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01 Apr 2011, 7:03 pm

Is Alucard better than Edward Cullen?



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01 Apr 2011, 9:04 pm

Does Uranus have it's own moons?


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01 Apr 2011, 9:08 pm

Why did The Beatles call themselves The Beatles?


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02 Apr 2011, 11:46 pm

If a bear does his business in the woods and there's no one to hear it does it make a sound?

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me in the face would I feel it before my head reached escape velocity?

Why should a hobbit buy car insurance?



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30 Apr 2011, 7:21 pm

Does Sy Parrish need a lot of Visine?
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30 Apr 2011, 8:22 pm

How do I deal with today's bad American economy?


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01 May 2011, 12:31 am

Is our insurance so bad that we need to have the gimmick of a talking gecko to market it instead of simply giving out information about it


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01 May 2011, 11:54 am

IdahoRose wrote:
Is Alucard better than Edward Cullen?

Is Lestat de Lioncourt better than Edward Cullen?

Given Cullen's low ranking on any given hypothetical vampire awesomeness list, endless vampires could go there.


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02 May 2011, 6:21 am

should GEICO consider marketing a line of adorable plush green little talking gecko dolls? [good marketing gimmick, if it spouted the standard GEICO sales pitch]