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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR DISORDERS

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Routemaster -obsessed Aspie

I want a Double Decker Bus for Christmas
Only a Double Decker Bus will do,
With a half-cab at the front
A pole at the back
I only love Double Decker Buses
And Double Decker Buses love me too

hee hee thanks i needed a laugh

what other holiday carols are there to spoof into disorders? hmm....

Tourette's Syndrome

We wish you a Merry Bloody Christmas
We wish you a Merry Bloody Christmas
We wish you a Merry Bloody Christmas
And a chuffing Happy New Year!

So, who is Carol and exactly how long has Christmas belonged to her?

here's one for obsessive.

All I want for christmas is you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
All I want for christmas is you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
and a little bit more of you.

Hahahahaha these are so funny. I'm laughing me socks off!

erm................no.

it began with a priest cutting down a tree belonging to a cult that worshiped Thor.

Alcoholism: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer - these guys look like they've spent the night at a pub!

hehe You're right.. Drowning Medusa.... They have to hold each other up for the fear of doing a face plant in the snow ..lol however.. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer has and will always be an amazing classic

Sorry Bazz for what I wrote before.I think it may have offended some as no-one had posted after it.I thought it was funny at the time time.No offenense was intended.I got a good laugh out of what you wrote.Thanks for sharing the sunshine.Merry Christmas.