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Hellooo? ANyone on? -Anxiously waiting for people in other timezones to come on-

It runs as long as there is happiness as well as smiles!*

* That is to say, every second it is run reduces the sum of happiness and smiles in the universe and all subordinate worlds. The misinterpretation of, "lavator," as surface-magma-tor certainly helps. Interstice Integrated is not responsible for any damages performed by misuse or abuse of its creations. Failure to comply with local mandates by Interstice Integrated will result in the highly improbable event of the lava in the Igniter lava kit ejecting and a sample of salt solution accidentally finding its way into the cable leading to the wall along with the production of smoke with coincidentally high amounts of sedative compounds.

Thank you for choosing Interstice Integrated and have a mice day.

Have the clocks gone forward wherever WP lives? It's not 11:30am, it's 10:30!

Hello there

Trying to find the geese and pigeons in the stratosphere, they seem to have been gobbling fragments of stardust(perhaps they thought 'Ooh, shiny birdseed!), so now their bird droppings glow in the dark!
I do hope that Albirea decides to take them to school, too, or we will be overwhelmed by Internet reports by the U.F.O. folks regarding worldwide reports of tiny, glowing 'Alien Poop', proving that the extra-terrestrials do exist, but are much smaller than previously assumed.
Things do get so complicated around here!

Sylkat

I got a mouse today. A computer mouse, that is.

Is that a seperate mouse or have you got a laptop and bought one to use instead of the mousepad? I've got a seperate one but forgot all about it until I just read that

Dear English Jess, I am surprised by the appearance of your computer mouse. In America, we would assume that that is a starfish...Oh, well, things are obviously very different in exotic places like England......

Sylkat

You can get some rather strange mice that's for sure!

EDIT: Whoops, it was funny, but it had a dirty word in it.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012 ... oblems.gif

I had my last piano competition today. I'm definitely relieved, but I'm also kind of sad that this chapter of my life is coming to a close.

Yesterday was such a long day.

Sometmes it seems that a day will never end doesn't it!

Oh, tell me about it!

You have to read it in a mechanical yet cute voice like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_imBPDKN_M

And now, from the many chained desks of Interstice Integrated, we offer the Integrated Neuro-Electronic Platform Thinker (iNEPT)!

Guaranteed not to acquire Artificial Insanity before 1000 floating point operations!

It offers:
* Computing power rivaled only by HAL 9000, GLaDOS, Friend Computer, and the total processing power of [insert world power here] and [insert world power here]
* A powerful variable frequency laser capable of releasing up to 1e33J worth of light
* Chambers for experiments on large organisms
* Self-defense via mechanical, chemical, and biological means
* Perfect sanity for the first 1000 floating point operations
* A live dead cat

Remember, everyone, the future is here!

We at Interstice Integrated cannot be held responsible for any damages or extinctions or mass extinctions caused by the choices of the iNEPT. We also cannot be held responsible for any insanity on the part of the computer because it is known that reality itself is even more insane than any computer can be.

Thank you for choosing Interstice Integrated once again and have a vice day.

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