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18 Sep 2012, 12:23 pm

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Why are you staring at me like that? It's not like I did anything. I even like to stand here with my eyes closed looking innocent, just to prove it!


You look about as innocent as OJ Simpson with a trunk full of sports memorabilia.



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18 Sep 2012, 3:53 pm

Looks like the Snuggle bear needs some more fabric softener.



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18 Sep 2012, 7:34 pm

you like your victims soft, don't you
i'll beat you for hours then fry your memory, thus clearing me of my crimes


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18 Sep 2012, 8:56 pm

Please, I bet you couldn't even beat an egg.


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18 Sep 2012, 10:49 pm

Bees and bears and seals, oh my!

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19 Sep 2012, 12:11 am

Sylkat wrote:
Bees and bears and seals, oh my!

Sylkat :roll:


Don't forget rodents.



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19 Sep 2012, 12:14 am

Seals look like rodents.



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19 Sep 2012, 12:34 am

Venger wrote:
Seals look like rodents.


That is indeed an insult to rodents.



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19 Sep 2012, 8:38 am

you dam varmin


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19 Sep 2012, 12:03 pm

Start you sentences with CAPITAL LETTERS!! !



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19 Sep 2012, 12:25 pm

Lay off the caps-lock.



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19 Sep 2012, 2:06 pm

I'll bust-a-cap in you instead.



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19 Sep 2012, 2:17 pm

I wonder how much I would get for selling seal meat?



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19 Sep 2012, 2:21 pm

alot, as long as it's sealed
turd head


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19 Sep 2012, 2:23 pm

Seals are live stuffed animals so no meat.



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20 Sep 2012, 12:04 pm

Seals behave much better than SOME people.... :roll:

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