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02 Jun 2013, 12:14 am

Listens with his fingers in his ears and talks with his mouth full of loose vowels.



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02 Jun 2013, 7:22 am

Whispers against the wind and complains when no one hears.



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02 Jun 2013, 4:50 pm

Thank you SO much, Major.....
Now Bob Seger's song 'Against The Wind' is playing in my head, and probably will all afternoon!


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02 Jun 2013, 5:09 pm

Quit making fun of people killed in the recent tornado's. :skull:



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02 Jun 2013, 5:23 pm

Quit making fun of dead people by using a skull emoticon :evil:


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02 Jun 2013, 6:44 pm

You people need to stop whining and start being rude again. Like this ...

You're so fat, your giant stomach obscures your arms and legs!

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02 Jun 2013, 7:04 pm

You're so fat...

You should consider changing your diet and exercising more.


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02 Jun 2013, 7:42 pm

Hmm ... you look "exercisable". :wink:

Yum!


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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02 Jun 2013, 9:32 pm

So those fronds are actually teeth??

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02 Jun 2013, 9:38 pm

Nope, they are just fronds. Are you blind or something?


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02 Jun 2013, 11:34 pm

Looks can be deceiving. I'd watch my extremities if I were you...

And now...a rude interlude.... :P

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaUmx5s6iE[/youtube]



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03 Jun 2013, 2:52 pm

encore.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYLcZznNdvw[/youtube]



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03 Jun 2013, 7:29 pm

R.I.P., Graham, you were my favorite Python.


Oh, forgot to be rude......your mother was a Cane Toad and your father smells of Cantalopes.


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03 Jun 2013, 7:56 pm

And you lady are a scoundrel and a ruffian


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03 Jun 2013, 8:04 pm

At least she's an adult.

Ugh, I feel like a paedophile just looking at you. :oops:


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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03 Jun 2013, 8:21 pm

No wonder you’re purple with tension!


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