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redrobin62
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21 Oct 2013, 5:36 pm

My cat can recite the alphabet.


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21 Oct 2013, 7:01 pm

My dog is fluent in three languages.


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21 Oct 2013, 7:02 pm

I was born May 1st.


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21 Oct 2013, 7:27 pm

I live in Seattle, not Portland.


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21 Oct 2013, 7:30 pm

I live in Portland, not Seattle. XD


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21 Oct 2013, 8:43 pm

I clearly prefer controllers with asymmetrical sticks!

Also, if I ever come of possession of an XBOX One, I definitely won't pour Mountain Dew in it.


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22 Oct 2013, 5:34 pm

I am designing a Wrong Planet video game as I write this.


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22 Oct 2013, 5:35 pm

I have four wheels on mah body.


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22 Oct 2013, 6:04 pm

I finally won the lottery. Yay! Now all my troubles are over.


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23 Oct 2013, 5:03 pm

I bought myself one hundred lottery tickets for tonight's drawing.


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23 Oct 2013, 5:10 pm

Luckily for me, I know what some of the lottery numbers are that will play tonight.


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23 Oct 2013, 5:11 pm

Water boils at 522 degrees Fahrenheit.



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24 Oct 2013, 9:46 am

I'm a seal!


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24 Oct 2013, 1:25 pm

I am Jesus.



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24 Oct 2013, 1:49 pm

I'm a Mormon.


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24 Oct 2013, 1:51 pm

Earth is a gas planet.