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05 Dec 2013, 4:47 pm

Blood is green

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05 Dec 2013, 6:17 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Drinking mouthwash will make you high!

it will give you cancer (not a lie)

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06 Dec 2013, 4:56 pm

War is a fun game.

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06 Dec 2013, 10:07 pm

I run up to 50 mph.

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07 Dec 2013, 8:42 am

I'm hairy.

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07 Dec 2013, 10:18 am

I'm not attracted to David at work. Nope! Not at all.

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07 Dec 2013, 5:04 pm

I enjoy being attacked here.

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07 Dec 2013, 5:20 pm

I've just fell out of a tree and landed on top of a policeman.

He was so fat that he broke my fall but unfortunately I broke his helmet, so he hit me round the head with his trunction and then we both laughed out loud, rolled a big fat spliff and smoked it on the bank of the River Thames.

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08 Dec 2013, 2:35 am

I Am a blobfish robot that intends to throw the entire universe into disarray.

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08 Dec 2013, 3:56 am

babybird wrote:

sounds like a 70's English sitcom, in this pc world we live in those days are long gone :cry:

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08 Dec 2013, 5:05 am

I like suits.

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