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25 Nov 2014, 2:33 pm

you were born with slippers, you can't take two steps without slipping and crashing.


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25 Nov 2014, 2:35 pm

You on the other hand are slippery with or without slippers! You should use tentacles. :shameonyou:



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25 Nov 2014, 2:44 pm

That scarf you bought last month is ugly. Sorry it took me so long to say it.



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25 Nov 2014, 2:47 pm

Boo picked it out for you.
her tentacles would be cultivated to make yummy soup.you both really are endangered after all! :D


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25 Nov 2014, 2:48 pm

better than that beanie you were wearing last week for sure! :P



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25 Nov 2014, 2:58 pm

Endangered, you say? Make that extinct! *loads rifle*



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25 Nov 2014, 3:07 pm

Booyakasha wrote:
better than that beanie you were wearing last week for sure! :P


ahh I was ninjaed by that slippery beardo with tentacles :P



Anyway, you need some baby powder for you red butt! :P *points rifle back at NeueZiel and puts talcum powder into it".



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25 Nov 2014, 3:18 pm

your butt is red and luminous beyond all repair!
the Croatian government is going to have to mass-distribute glasses you terribly undersized sun impersonator!! !


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25 Nov 2014, 3:31 pm

You are the king of rhesus monkeys who worship and pray to your butt because of its exquisite and unsurpassed redness :P



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25 Nov 2014, 4:42 pm

You are a crazed baboon.


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25 Nov 2014, 8:45 pm

you are descended from Saul's toenails.


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25 Nov 2014, 9:08 pm

Your own toenails are mighty weapons---but unretractable unlike other mutants. :tongue:



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26 Nov 2014, 2:52 am

You have retractable nose! :P



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26 Nov 2014, 3:15 am

your baby nose garden is wilting. :cry:


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26 Nov 2014, 7:50 am

What is that growing out of your nose, btw? You might want to see a doctor about that. 8O



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26 Nov 2014, 10:43 am

Oh, it can't be worse than you're chronic booger problem.


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