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04 Apr 2015, 10:24 pm

your bones are stuffed full of marrow, and your cartilage is floppy.

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04 Apr 2015, 10:29 pm

"You're more pathetic than a fish trying to swim in syrup"

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04 Apr 2015, 10:31 pm

your sweat glands are underactive in winter and overactive in summer.

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05 Apr 2015, 2:08 am

your sweat glands exude rum.

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05 Apr 2015, 2:10 am

your sweat glands exude lye soap. :bounce:

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05 Apr 2015, 2:20 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I'm sure someone has beaten me to this one.

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05 Apr 2015, 2:27 am

I fart in your general direction! :mrgreen:

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05 Apr 2015, 2:30 am

Ni ni ni :p :mrgreen:

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05 Apr 2015, 2:41 am

your nyah-nyahs are hayn-hayns :mrgreen:

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05 Apr 2015, 2:49 am

I've had it with your nonsense spread by your filthy mouth filled with... Corn!

OK that's enough references for tonight....

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05 Apr 2015, 2:51 am

if you stop the references I shall taunt you again

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05 Apr 2015, 2:57 am

if you don't specify your insult preferences i shall haunt you again.

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05 Apr 2015, 2:59 am

Oh, NO! Please, not the taunting! Anything but the taunting!

Alright, if you insist. Here's a pretty great one;

Why do you have to have a head?

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05 Apr 2015, 3:00 am

if you don't specify your insult preferences i shall flaunt you again.

LucidDark0629
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05 Apr 2015, 3:03 am

Your head smells like a puppy.

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05 Apr 2015, 3:03 am

why do you have to have skin?

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