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EzraS
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17 Apr 2015, 5:05 am

There is a possibility that breathing may be linked to autism. Other possible links are drinking liquids and sleeping.

Sorry, I just get tired of all the dumb theories that come out.



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17 Apr 2015, 5:11 am

I think any theory is valid unless it's absolutely impossible.



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17 Apr 2015, 5:39 am

I was thinking sleep apnea during pregnancy or something (I just made up not a real theory).

Which theory was the last one you heard Ezra?



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17 Apr 2015, 6:07 am

Pre-natal ingestion of dihydrogen oxide by expectant mothers is a common factor in all births of an autistic child.



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17 Apr 2015, 6:43 am

Also blinking, wearing red clothing, using blue toilet paper, and standing next to a person whose name has an "e" in it while pregnant, will produce an autistic child. :wink:



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17 Apr 2015, 7:45 am

Conceiving the baby on a Tuesday results in Autism.



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17 Apr 2015, 7:53 am

Fnord wrote:
Pre-natal ingestion of dihydrogen oxide by expectant mothers is a common factor in all births of an autistic child.


I dunt beliebe yew! my muther didnt take any of dem chemiculs! :lol:



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17 Apr 2015, 7:55 am

Conceiving the baby during afternoon sex results in autism.

They previously thought "morning sex" but then a new look at the research brought a revision.



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17 Apr 2015, 1:40 pm

Heavy Metal Music
Hip Hop music

Autism diagnosis rates have skyrocketed since these genres became popular, so that must be the reason. Everybody should have listened to Tipper Gore back in 1985.
Parents Music Resource Center - Wikipedia :roll:


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17 Apr 2015, 1:58 pm

Don't let this information spread out. I can see the headline now:

"Hundreds admitted to hospitals after trying not to breathe while engaged in coitus due to scary autism rumor"



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18 Apr 2015, 3:57 am

EzraS wrote:
There is a possibility that breathing may be linked to autism. Other possible links are drinking liquids and sleeping.

Sorry, I just get tired of all the dumb theories that come out.


Funny thing is, it actually may be now that we live in a world where this happens:

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18 Apr 2015, 4:57 pm

dragonzatch wrote:
Don't let this information spread out. I can see the headline now:

"Hundreds admitted to hospitals after trying not to breathe while engaged in coitus due to scary autism rumor"


I'm going to pass on this important information to every anti-vaxxer I see.


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18 Apr 2015, 7:18 pm

Autism may be linked to autism.



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18 Apr 2015, 8:40 pm

Eating, sleeping, breathing, perspiring, going to bathroom, paying taxes, living, dying... yes, all those things have truly been linked to autism.



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18 Apr 2015, 9:25 pm

This thread seems to have indirectly contributed to the necro-bumping of a similar thread. It's funny that this keeps happening since the upgrade.