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30 Jul 2017, 2:07 am

your papa is so fat, you extract his blabber and use it as an ointment for skin rashes :P



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30 Jul 2017, 2:09 am

you are so ugly, you need to wear a steak around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.


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30 Jul 2017, 2:18 am

you are so hairy, you have to shave every two minutes just to be able to see :P



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30 Jul 2017, 2:36 am

you are descended from durians.


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30 Jul 2017, 2:56 am

you're descended from aquarians :P hence all the fins everywhere and three dozen flippers on your nose :P



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30 Jul 2017, 3:03 am

your lisps would make grimes blush.


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30 Jul 2017, 11:01 am

Your sense of your identity stems from delusions, therefore who you believe that you are does not exist.

Just checking to see if that sound rude in the abstract. I think it sounds pretty harsh.

Harsher, for example, than reminding you of the time that you tripped and showed your panties to the whole college.


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30 Jul 2017, 4:16 pm

I'd have to be stoned to fathom that... :lol:



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30 Jul 2017, 5:55 pm

you look like you've recieved quite the stoning yourself already.


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30 Jul 2017, 8:08 pm

You don't use capitalization.



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31 Jul 2017, 11:11 pm

Your....... Your......... Your Mom.



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01 Aug 2017, 1:06 am

you could store quite a few things in your head, because there's nothing of value in there.


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01 Aug 2017, 1:09 am

If you're gonna live in the sky, why did you choose a ghetto and not a palace.


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01 Aug 2017, 8:08 am

Not wasting my time on you. Next!



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01 Aug 2017, 6:28 pm

People without faces should NEVER wear horizontal stripes. EVERYONE knows that!



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02 Aug 2017, 5:06 pm

Does your face hurt? Really, it doesn't? Well, it's killing me!


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