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25 Apr 2018, 12:30 am

Study this video game or film or book for hours on end or else you'll get a failing grade in society 101, and then be burned alive on a stake.

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25 Apr 2018, 12:44 am

seems that infection and inspection are on either end of perfection.

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28 Apr 2018, 1:12 pm

I had a carbon monoxide detector, but I removed it because the alarm was going off so much it gave me a headache and made me nauseous and dizzy.

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28 Apr 2018, 2:42 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

I heard Trump just went and bombed cereal! Now what're we gonna have for breakfast?

He's a cereal killer!

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28 Apr 2018, 10:36 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

I had a carbon monoxide detector, but I removed it because the alarm was going off so much it gave me a headache and made me nauseous and dizzy.

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29 Apr 2018, 5:35 am

I'll beat the crap out of anyone who disagrees with my pacifist views on life.

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29 Apr 2018, 8:38 am

Save money on watch batteries by only putting them in when you want to know the time.

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30 Apr 2018, 1:55 am

the ultimate in getting to the root of nutrition, is to eat dirt itself.

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30 Apr 2018, 4:54 am

"Cats thou shalt not suffer to live."
--Deuteronomy 68:42

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30 Apr 2018, 10:41 am

Can I have a penis for Christmas?

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30 Apr 2018, 10:45 am

If mint jelly goes with leg of lamb, does toe jam go with pig's feet?

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30 Apr 2018, 4:16 pm

How can rabbits still get sick if everything they eat is 100% vegetarian?

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01 May 2018, 6:02 pm

What does TMI stand for?
Too much information
I only asked what something stands for, I haven't given away anything private!

What does PMSL mean?
Pissing myself laughing
Why? What's so funny?

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02 May 2018, 5:22 am

Donald Trump cares for the working class blue bloods of the USA , and hates China :roll:

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07 May 2018, 11:20 am

If I hit myself, and it hurts, does that mean I'm weak or that I'm strong?

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07 May 2018, 11:47 am

lostonearth35 wrote:

If I hit myself, and it hurts, does that mean I'm weak or that I'm strong?

And what if you gave yourself a knockout punch?

Would that make you a world class champ? A world class wuss?

Dang...that's a real conundrum!

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