_________________ BOLTZ 17/3 2012 - 12/11 2020 Beautiful, sweet, gentle, playful, loyal simply the best and one of a kind love you and miss you, dear boy
Joined: 18 Jun 2012 Age: 61 Gender: Female Posts: 20,550 Location: Aux Arcs
03 Jun 2020, 8:42 pm
Darmok wrote:
Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.
Too small a tank for that size serpent. If a snake is hungry it will bite a warm hand thinking it’s a nice warm rodent.Always feed with tongs or long hemostats. They should have known how to get a large snake like that to release in an emergency.If she was alone and it wrapped around her neck she wouldn’t be here for all the upcoming fun in 2021. Really cold water or alcohol will make the snake release.Just a whiff of the alcohol, the snake doesn’t need a shot.Keep a bottle in the reptile room always with large snakes.
_________________ I am the dust that dances in the light. - Rumi
Joined: 19 Mar 2011 Gender: Non-binary Posts: 6,659 Location: The Labyrinth of Leviathan
03 Jun 2020, 9:07 pm
Here’s a joke my mom shared with me today (probably from one or another of her social media things, so I apologize if most people have seen it already).
If the year 2020 was a drink, what would it be?
Colonoscopy prep medication.
_________________ Yet in my new wildness and freedom I almost welcome the bitterness of alienage. For although nepenthe has calmed me, I know always that I am an outsider; a stranger in this century and among those who are still men. -H. P. Lovecraft, "The Outsider"
Joined: 26 Aug 2010 Age: 71 Gender: Male Posts: 35,189 Location: temperate zone
04 Jun 2020, 12:09 pm
smudge wrote:
Darmok wrote:
Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.
It must be Hell for it to be trapped in that thing nearly all the time. I'd bite her too.
What a great idea!
Adopt a pet that you cant cuddle, pet, nor pay fetch with, doesn't guard your house, and cant be taught to say "polly wanna cracker", that is at least as strong as you are, and cant stop it's instinct to strangle you to death!
Do those folks have pieces of candy corn for brains?
Joined: 6 Sep 2006 Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 7,716 Location: Moved on
04 Jun 2020, 1:04 pm
naturalplastic wrote:
smudge wrote:
Darmok wrote:
Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.
It must be Hell for it to be trapped in that thing nearly all the time. I'd bite her too.
What a great idea!
Adopt a pet that you cant cuddle, pet, nor pay fetch with, doesn't guard your house, and cant be taught to say "polly wanna cracker", that is at least as strong as you are, and cant stop it's instinct to strangle you to death!
Do those folks have pieces of candy corn for brains?