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06 Nov 2020, 5:05 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:

Congratulations! just... don't feed them after midnight, though.

Feed 'em? I can't even stop them running around and trashing the place. And have you seen chair poo?

It's enough to strip wallpaper.

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07 Nov 2020, 12:57 am

I hate the sunset, and the song in the video is also terrible to listen to.

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09 Nov 2020, 2:51 pm

My family and I are getting ready to move to Europe because Joe Biden won the election.

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09 Nov 2020, 5:30 pm

King Henry VIII dabbled in soap-carving.

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09 Nov 2020, 7:15 pm

I'm Henery the Eighth, I am!

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09 Nov 2020, 8:57 pm

Jobriath didn't die. I'm Jobriath.

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09 Nov 2020, 9:03 pm

Lily isn't a beast who has never stolen, lied or murdered

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09 Nov 2020, 9:09 pm

Love is literally in the air... Somewhere out in the vacuums of space.

And hearts can literally break into tiny pieces... While still warm with blood and beating.

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10 Nov 2020, 9:23 am

kraftiekortie wrote:

I'm Henery the Eighth, I am!

Cor blimey strike me pink, Mary Poppins, an' no mishtake!

Trees drop their leaves because they're bored. It's just an arboreal way of creating an amusing distraction.

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