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Aspiegaming
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29 Dec 2021, 12:33 pm

Because Leprechauns are hoarding much of it.

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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

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30 Dec 2021, 3:16 am

The idea of a particular type of metal being super valuable started out as a practical joke.

Why did the Hendinberg explode?



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30 Dec 2021, 3:39 am

It got extremely mad after hearing its name being mispronounced.
Too mad, one might say.

Why do our bodies deteriorate as we get older?


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30 Dec 2021, 5:00 am

Because the maintenance charges are too high.

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31 Dec 2021, 1:05 pm

Speak for yourself- mine is becoming more and more perfect. And also shorter, somehow.

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01 Jan 2022, 7:44 am

Because jellyfish stole human immortality.
Now we are all allergic to oxygen. We just die after 80+ years of exposure.


What do you make of this?


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01 Jan 2022, 10:15 am

The CIA are after us! Run!

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02 Jan 2022, 7:55 am

Surely I haven't seen that film before. :roll:

How can we make 2022 a great year?


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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02 Jan 2022, 8:06 am

Thermonuclear war.

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02 Jan 2022, 8:10 am

A Menudo reunion and worldwide tour

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02 Jan 2022, 9:55 am

Attaining sentience through intense sublimation. Like most jellies do. :lol: Why not humans too, since humans are 60+% water.

This is the third time I answered this way in this thread.



How to master physics?


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02 Jan 2022, 9:57 am

Drop out of school and become addicted to mind altering substances

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03 Jan 2022, 6:54 am

Like this:
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03 Jan 2022, 7:05 am

Become a flat earther

What do frogs like?


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03 Jan 2022, 8:05 am

People legs.

Who invented hopscotch?



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03 Jan 2022, 8:30 am

Johnnie Walker

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