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14 Sep 2023, 5:15 pm

I have killed zombies using a machine that shoots cannon balls up to thirty feet.


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15 Sep 2023, 4:38 pm

Well, that went well.


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15 Sep 2023, 6:52 pm

My teeth have all fallen out.


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15 Sep 2023, 8:34 pm

The Eiffel Tower is named after Eiffel Kneiffel, who once jumped over it on a motorcycle.


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15 Sep 2023, 8:46 pm

I'd love to meet my dead father-in-law.


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15 Sep 2023, 9:36 pm

I beat the Red Army in a dance-off. :nerdy:


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15 Sep 2023, 10:46 pm

I hate eating Ramen



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16 Sep 2023, 5:42 pm

Refried beans is one of my favorite foods.


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16 Sep 2023, 6:08 pm

I'm not at all woozy right now...


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16 Sep 2023, 7:14 pm

I totally would not try LSD.


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18 Sep 2023, 8:27 am

Commodus was a good Roman Emperor


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22 Sep 2023, 9:53 pm

LMFAO is a reference to the famous 18th-century Parisian courtesan La Mafao, who was famous for her robust sense of humour.


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23 Sep 2023, 11:06 am

The Moderators voted and persuaded Alex to change the theme of Wrong Planet.

Instead of Autism it is now focused on Flatulism.

Air fresheners are now on sale in the lobby.


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02 Oct 2023, 2:55 pm

Killed my 247th vampire today, making me the world's most sucessful living vampire hunter. Or it would do if I wasn't secretly a vampire myself. Please don't tell anyone.


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02 Oct 2023, 2:59 pm

I foresee no possible barriers or pitfalls in my upcoming carefully-graduated intake into a renewed relationship with no fixed goals, with an ex on the other side of the country, one with whom I have had only one day of in-person contact with since 2006.



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02 Oct 2023, 5:20 pm

There has been a lot of news about UFOs lately for a good reason. They expect Earth to be lifeless before too long and they are planning what they will do with it after they move in. :alien:


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