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16 Aug 2024, 5:46 pm

You know it's summer when it starts snowing indoors.


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16 Aug 2024, 8:13 pm

It's healthier for me to live in the 60s than it is for me to live in the present and celebrate life events that are relevant to me.


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17 Aug 2024, 4:22 am

Did I mention that red, white and blue are my three favourite colours?


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17 Aug 2024, 7:12 am

I'm that fit, popular Mod on the top of the adventure playground all garbed in the Red, White and Blue.


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17 Aug 2024, 4:11 pm

The real reason you're not supposed to feed city pigeons? Every year, an estimated 740 people are killed and eaten in pigeon feeding frenzies. Once they taste blood, those birds don't stop.


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17 Aug 2024, 6:05 pm

People don't lie.



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17 Aug 2024, 6:10 pm

I have green eyes and blue hair.


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18 Aug 2024, 4:34 pm

I found a bag of money across the street from my house.


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18 Aug 2024, 5:16 pm

Yeah... I dropped it on the way to the bank.



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18 Aug 2024, 5:19 pm

I was bitten by a radioactive spider and now I can crawl up walls and shoot thread out of my wrists. :spiderman:



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18 Aug 2024, 6:20 pm

I was bitten by a radioactive cat and now I can sleep on the couch all day while humans feed me and take care of me.


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18 Aug 2024, 7:16 pm

I have an intense fear of Germany. I have nightmares about it.


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19 Aug 2024, 11:05 am

I really don't need to be with a romantic partner.


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19 Aug 2024, 11:22 am

I need to be with a romantic partner.



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19 Aug 2024, 1:20 pm

I now pronounce you man and wife.

If no objections are heard within the next hour that will make things official. This is one of my autistic superpowers.


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19 Aug 2024, 3:44 pm

I need to be with everyone else's romantic partners.

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