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28 Dec 2024, 10:40 am

They had this warning on a mattress.



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28 Dec 2024, 2:23 pm

**slaps you on the back of the head**
SPIT IT OUT BOY!



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28 Dec 2024, 7:06 pm

Too funny.


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29 Dec 2024, 3:53 pm

So... did someone actually try to swallow a bed mattress, which led to that warning? Did the company that manufactured the mattress get sued because they didn't put a warning not to attempt to swallow it?



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29 Dec 2024, 4:40 pm

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29 Dec 2024, 9:41 pm

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29 Dec 2024, 10:38 pm

^^ It's too bad dogs can't read. :lol:



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29 Dec 2024, 11:20 pm

On cans of Fix-A-Flat: "WARNING: Not to be used for breast augmentation."

On a box of fishhooks: "CAUTION: Harmful if swallowed."

On a baby stroller (pram): "CAUTION: Remove child before folding."



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09 Jan 2025, 12:54 pm

I read about someone who would eat the foam out of mattresses and it turned out she was anemic and when her iron levels were stabilized, she got over her cravings for foam.

Never thought of mattress foam as being a replacement for iron. Not a good replacement, obviously.



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09 Jan 2025, 7:19 pm

Do not attempt to swallow the mattress...well damn, there goes my weekend.



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09 Jan 2025, 8:24 pm

Seems like a useful warning, do you know how many people die from accidentally swallowing matresses?


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09 Jan 2025, 10:19 pm

That seems very naughty to me.


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